Homeless. Voice Testing.

[alwaysbewolves]

The song -

[His expression is thin, hands folded behind him carriage upright and correct.]

Song. [There is the lightest of chuckles and then] In this case it's true. You do know nothing of Javert. Especially if you think that I would condescend in any capacity to listen to you.

It's not even worth the trouble of attempting to arrest you. [Low opinion of his writer is very low. :| ]

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[untamedantinous]

And do you always arrest people you condescend to, citoyen?

[alwaysbewolves]

[Yes, because he worked his way up from dirt and the rest of them could have the decency of trying to do the same thank you] It's not condescending. It's being realistic.

She does, know nothing.

[untamedantinous]

So teach her, do not condescend.

[alwaysbewolves]

It's not my place to teach. The words are there. She has only to read them.

[untamedantinous]

Encouragement would surely be welcomed.

[alwaysbewolves]

Why should I encourage? There are clearly better things she could be doing with her time.

[untamedantinous]

She will not leave you alone either way.

[hforhologram]

...is that possible? Arresting your mun? [Rimmer looks all too interested in the possibility.]

[alwaysbewolves]

[He would really like to try] It's not my jurisdiction. [unfortunately] Besides, as I said...she's a silly girl. She should make it her business to learn.

[Or some male should, but that's just how he rolls]

[hforhologram]

Great. I'd like to know who's bloody jurisdiction it is. [Don't mind him, he complains a lot.]

But they don't learn, no...they shove you into a lift with a few aliens and an elephant just to see how you react and call that fun.

[alwaysbewolves]

[Lift. elephant. Aliens. Fun. Foreign words.] ...yes. I suppose they would.

[Dude is so new. So so so new.] It is not something that I would allow, and ultimately I'm sure she'll grow tired of this in time. I simply...have to be patient.

[This is as close to "Friendly" as he'll get at this point] ...As should you.

[hforhologram]

[Cue face of disgust. Rimmer doesn't do waiting for others.]

I really don't think it's worth waiting that long, me-laddio. There's got to be someone to notify. British Embassy or something.

[alwaysbewolves]

British Embassy. [Of course, we'll you're British.] We French like to take our destinies in our own hands. Even if waiting is required.

[hforhologram]

[Mun now facepalming and mumbling apologies in advance.]

[Pfft] Is that so? Usually it's to the point of surrendering the moment the enemy knocks on the front door. I suppose that's waiting after a fashion.

yes good more javerts come here /grabby hands

[wouldyoulikemyhat]

[Another one of him! Will wonders never cease!

Javert cocks his head, considering for a moment. This one is closer in appearance to the younger version he's met previously. Best to tread cautiously for now, considering how infernally inquisitive that one had been.]

Would that arresting the mam'selles were an option. Pity it's not a crime to be as immune to reason as they are.

Hello Hello!

[alwaysbewolves]

[He is considered]

Agreed. There is a reason we are set above them but... [Sad look]

[wouldyoulikemyhat]

Set above them! That's a curious way of putting it. [Not that his mun's authority is anything he recognizes, but he'd hesitate to say he has any kind of control, all the same.]

You mentioned a song. [He's heard about this before, once. Something about an opera. But that was a long time ago.] I should like to know the details.

[alwaysbewolves]

I don't see it. [So dismissive. His writer is so new and so awkward really...]

I don't - I don't see why someone would start breaking into song when arresting someone but apparently it is a sad fact that I did. [His tone is cold] ...That miscreant. Valjean.

[wouldyoulikemyhat]

[A faint grimace of distaste.] It is difficult to claim authority when we are subject to their whims.

[At the mention of Valjean his expression goes carefully blank, but there's a subtle tightening of his jaw that a man of Javert's investigative caliber would surely notice. None of the other Javerts were nearly so quick to bring up the elephant in the room.]

I see. [Shortly:] A moving duet, I take it.

[petitgamin]

Wouldn't even want to be arrested by the likes of you.

AUGH! HI TINY CHILD! [/huggles] :3 he was my faaavorite.

[alwaysbewolves]

Would you not? [He remembers you. :| You died. It was sad. As it is despite everything he is a degree more pleasant then he was.] Warm fire and a hot meal isn't something that would interest you hm?

Gavroche is everyone's favourite. He uses this to get treats :P

[petitgamin]

Ain't never heard of those thin's been given to anyone you nabbed before.

He's like a kitty D:

[alwaysbewolves]

[Cue that confusing mix of sympathy and scorn in dealing with children] Who do you know that I've arrested?

He certainly gets as many places as a cat would

[petitgamin]

That's fer me to know, and you to wonder about. [Pa really didn't like prison]