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[specificskills]

So what you're saying is that these "games" kidnap underage girls in order to use them for sex? That's what you're telling me? And they're not Albanian in origin?

This was not the retirement I had in mind, you know.

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[1968]

Should they be?

[specificskills]

Should what be? The games be Albanian, you mean?

[1968]

I was under the impression Albania wasn't the only place where that happens.

[specificskills]

It's most definitely not, it's just the only sort I have any experience with.

And even then it was going on in France, so you have to spread the blame. It would be easier if it could be pinned to one location, but...

[Proxies, man. Proxies.]

[1968]

But things are never that simple.

[specificskills]

I don't think people like me would have jobs if things were ever anything like simple.

Or, maybe, people like us.

[1968]

Maybe. [Which is not really an answer, but. More or less, yes.]

[specificskills]

[You're played by Tom Cruise, it's a logical assumption!]

You new here, too, or have you been around the block by now?

[1968]

[This is so, so true.]

I haven't really had a chance to get my feet wet.

[specificskills]

[Hey, if you can make a career out of it...]

Are you actually wanting to get your feet wet?

[1968]

I can think of worse ways to spend an afternoon. [Also he might need to get out of town for a couple weeks at least so. Stuck in another universe entirely isn't an entirely terrible idea...?]

[specificskills]

[Must not have a kid. Bryan could never leave her, no way.]

Some of it doesn't seem so bad, no. And then some of them just seem way too far out in left field for me to try and wrap my head around it.

[1968]

[Jack's got the clothes on his back and a bank account in Virginia. That's literally it. B(]

At least you'll have something interesting to talk about when you get home.

[specificskills]

[Virginia's not so bad!]

Sound like a lunatic, judging by most of this stuff. Better not to say anything about it at all if I ever went back, it seems.

[1968]

Probably. Might just add insult to injury to be institutionalized after going through all that.

[specificskills]

Silence is golden. Or is it silver?

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ If your family is often stolen to be harmed
Perhaps you should keep them better armed ♪

[specificskills]

[Keywords.]

Little hard to stay properly armed in countries where weapons are illegal, don't you think?

what this innocent minstrel isn't an assassin, who told you that

[regretzio]

[look at these puffy sleeves. Who could kill anybody in these puffy sleeves?]

[strum]

♪ Honestly, where do you dwell
That you keep running into this cartel? ♪

[specificskills]

[Do those puffy sleeves stand in the way of Bryan and his daughter?]

If you're going to be running around singing,
Shouldn't you be bling blinging?

[Bryan no.]

[regretzio]

[maybe in the next sequel.]

[strum]

♪ I am not certain what you just said
Only that it hurt my head ♪