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[bitofanarse]

Look, alright I know you miss 'playing with me'...and NOT LIKE THAT! Makers breath...just...if you have to find somewhere for me...just...I don't know...make sure I know people. People who aren't related to me...

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[bitofanarse]

*Carver groans* Of course you turn up. What do you want Magey?

[possessed_mage]

Same thing as i always want. Life, liberty and the right to shoot lightening at Templars. Why what do you want?

[bitofanarse]

For you to shut up about Mages and their plight and their suffering...that'd be nice. Thanks awfully.

[possessed_mage]

You know what's not very nice? You. I think your mun had the right idea with that name of yours.

[bitofanarse]

Yeah, yeah, we all know how you feel about non-mages.

[possessed_mage]

Templars, Carver, Templars. Don't mistake your own bigotry for someoneelses.

[bitofanarse]

I am not sodding bigoted!

And you! You look down that beaky nose at anyone not a Mage!

OMG your Carver is awesome, come inflict him on Anders in my game!

[possessed_mage]

I do not! I only look down on sodding bigoted arses...like Templars. And Grey Wardens.

Hee! What game is that?

[bitofanarse]

Oh Grey Wardens are bigoted now too? Just because you ran away? Go boil your head in a bucket Magey, you're full of crap.

Re: Hee! What game is that?

[possessed_mage]

They made me get rid of my cat! Not to mention how much they loved the whole 'Abomination' thing. Come to think of it, you all do have a lot in common don't you? They should rename it BastardsRUs or something.

(OOC: http://glaxcinprison.dreamwidth.org/profile )

[bitofanarse]

Oh and you are snow white, pure and blameless?

Your obsession with Mages has made you bigoted towards sodding everyone else.

[possessed_mage]

Maybe if you'd stop to consider my points, you'd realize I was right. There was a reason Bethany was an Apostate. Would you truly wish that on your sister? I'd be happy to regal you of tales from the Circle. Do you know how high the suicide rate is?

[bitofanarse]

*Carver's fists clench*

You didn't even know her! Don't you talk about her!

[possessed_mage]

Looks like I hit a bit of a nerve. So you do care about someone who was a mage. What about Hawke?

[bitofanarse]

He doesn't need me to fight his battles for him. He finds enough of them on his own...

*slowly the fists unclench again*

[possessed_mage]

You care...and yet, you really would side with the Chantry wouldn't you? Everything the Templars stand for, even locking up your siblings?

Not that Hawke would make it easy for them. Impossible more like it.

[bitofanarse]

Maker have you been living under a rock this whole time! I kept my brother and sister hidden from magic, I protected them from Templars...but it doesn't mean that every crazy Mage out there should be free!

Everything in my life has been magicmagicmagicmagic...I'm sick of it.

[possessed_mage]

Yup, that's right Carver, it's all about you.

Maybe if you keep repeating that, someday it will actually be true!

[bitofanarse]

You don't get it! NOTHING in my life has been about me! It's always been about magic...about keeping the Mages safe. Everything has always been about them!

I need something for me...something that's mine...anything....

[possessed_mage]

And now you're bitter. That's real mature isn't it? Everything in my life has been Templars and people like you telling me what to do. Maybe we have something in common after all.

...Perish the thought.

[bitofanarse]

People like me? You don't even know me you sanctimonious pillock!

[possessed_mage]

No? I know you well enough, you've made your opinions well known!

[bitofanarse]

Opinions which you've twisted to suit your own version of the world! 'Oooh mages are so unloved...Everyone who says a word against them must be a Templar sympathiser'

yup, anders ia delusional hypocrite! ha that should have been his journal name!

[possessed_mage]

Well, you are! I bet you'd love to see a Templar come after me wouldn't you?

You're nothing but a bully.

Ahahahaha that would have been funny!

[bitofanarse]

*Carver makes an outraged sound*

No I sodding well wouldn't! Makers balls you are a complete MORON!