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[bitofanarse]

Look, alright I know you miss 'playing with me'...and NOT LIKE THAT! Makers breath...just...if you have to find somewhere for me...just...I don't know...make sure I know people. People who aren't related to me...

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[ladychuckles]

Considering how few of us are left, I'm sure getting to know people who aren't related to you won't be a problem. [smirk. Hi, Carver. Your big sister is still a sarcastic one.]

[bitofanarse]

Oh it's you... *He scowls* Everyone knows people I'm related to. It's always...'oh you're the /Little/ Hawke.' *He pulls a sulky expression*

[ladychuckles]

[Don't sulk, Carver. Your face'll get stuck that way.] Well, I wouldn't say "little", considering the size of that broadsword you manage to swing around like it's a feather, but you are a Hawke, Carver. There's no escaping that. [a half-sympathetic shrug.] Changing your name to Amell may help, though.

[bitofanarse]

You are still known as the beloved scion of the Amell family. And I like being a Hawke...I just don't like being compared to you...

*More sulking*

[ladychuckles]

[Sulky boy...why did she miss you again? Oh, yeah, you're her baby bro and you died on her watch. Pardon her for caring.]

Well, if it's any consolation to you, you'll always be the Hawke family scion when it comes to swords. I can't so much as lift that damned thing without tipping backwards and you know it. [yes she did just huff.] Granted you can't shoot a straight arrow to save your life, so I suppose we'd be even there.

[bitofanarse]

Arrows are for pansies.

*he smirks faintly*

[ladychuckles]

Maybe. [a smirk right back at him.] But they still hurt like a son of a bitch. Especially if you get them in...awkward places.

[Tease tease tease. ...granted she's speaking of her throat and not anything lower but still.]

[possessed_mage]

Nice name. You are a bit of an arse aren't you?

[bitofanarse]

*Carver groans* Of course you turn up. What do you want Magey?

[possessed_mage]

Same thing as i always want. Life, liberty and the right to shoot lightening at Templars. Why what do you want?

[bitofanarse]

For you to shut up about Mages and their plight and their suffering...that'd be nice. Thanks awfully.

[possessed_mage]

You know what's not very nice? You. I think your mun had the right idea with that name of yours.

[bitofanarse]

Yeah, yeah, we all know how you feel about non-mages.

[possessed_mage]

Templars, Carver, Templars. Don't mistake your own bigotry for someoneelses.

[bitofanarse]

I am not sodding bigoted!

And you! You look down that beaky nose at anyone not a Mage!

OMG your Carver is awesome, come inflict him on Anders in my game!

[possessed_mage]

I do not! I only look down on sodding bigoted arses...like Templars. And Grey Wardens.

Hee! What game is that?

[bitofanarse]

Oh Grey Wardens are bigoted now too? Just because you ran away? Go boil your head in a bucket Magey, you're full of crap.

Re: Hee! What game is that?

[possessed_mage]

They made me get rid of my cat! Not to mention how much they loved the whole 'Abomination' thing. Come to think of it, you all do have a lot in common don't you? They should rename it BastardsRUs or something.

(OOC: http://glaxcinprison.dreamwidth.org/profile )

[bitofanarse]

Oh and you are snow white, pure and blameless?

Your obsession with Mages has made you bigoted towards sodding everyone else.

[possessed_mage]

Maybe if you'd stop to consider my points, you'd realize I was right. There was a reason Bethany was an Apostate. Would you truly wish that on your sister? I'd be happy to regal you of tales from the Circle. Do you know how high the suicide rate is?

[bitofanarse]

*Carver's fists clench*

You didn't even know her! Don't you talk about her!

[possessed_mage]

Looks like I hit a bit of a nerve. So you do care about someone who was a mage. What about Hawke?

[bitofanarse]

He doesn't need me to fight his battles for him. He finds enough of them on his own...

*slowly the fists unclench again*

[possessed_mage]

You care...and yet, you really would side with the Chantry wouldn't you? Everything the Templars stand for, even locking up your siblings?

Not that Hawke would make it easy for them. Impossible more like it.

[bitofanarse]

Maker have you been living under a rock this whole time! I kept my brother and sister hidden from magic, I protected them from Templars...but it doesn't mean that every crazy Mage out there should be free!

Everything in my life has been magicmagicmagicmagic...I'm sick of it.