testing, testing.

[wetsuited]

What? You think you can just-- Just sit around at your computer and make me do stuff? Like I'm some kinda puppet? This is my life we're talking about! And I gave up all that superhero stuff, you can't just throw me into some weird place and expect me to forget that.

I won't do it.

--I mean, c'mon! You've got superheroes in your head, make them do crazy shit! Just because I can't feel pain doesn't mean I should get my ass beat into the ground every five seconds. And that's all I get when I'm walking around as Kick-Ass. It's cool in the movies and comics and stuff, but this is real life, my life, and-

And you're not even listening to me!

[cue the frustrated sigh of a kid that's trying not to have a nervous breakdown. this is so messed up!!!!!11]

Comments

never late!!!1

[wetsuited]

[...............holyshit.]



W-Well, yeah.

TIME HAS NO MEANING HERE

[raids]

To the point. I suppose you could do worse.

[wetsuited]

Hey, Kick-Ass is a great name! [His voice almost cracks, dear god. He gets squeaky when he's nervous.] It leaves no question what kind of hero I am.

..was.

[raids]

Really? From the sounds of it you were more accustomed to having your ass kicked.