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[searsblindly]

3XCUS3 M3 S1LLY P1NK HUM4N BUT 1 H4V3 4 LOT TO DO 4S 1S!
YOU C4NT JUST T4K3 M3 TO PL4C3S 4LL W1LLY N1LLY L1K3 TH1S
BUT 1 W1LL FORG1V3 YOU TH1S T1M3 B3C4US3 1 4M SUCH 4 B3N3LOV3NT TROLL >:]
CONS1D3R YOURS3LF LUCKY
NOW STOP WH1N1NG 4BOUT TYP1NG L1K3 M3!
1 KNOW YOUR SM4LL HUM4N M1ND C4NNOT COMPR3H3ND TH3 1MPORT4NC3 OF MY QU1RK 4ND 4LL, BUT 1 4M SUR3 YOU W1LL GROW TO L34RN
NOT TH4T 1T M4TT3RS B3C4US3 1M NOT CH4NG1NG FOR YOUR S4K3 H3H3H3

SO 4BOUT TH3S3 DR4GONS 1 4M B31NG PROM1S3D

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[moveslikestrider]

shit yes
dragons galore here in pokeland ive got like five right now
though most of them are in eggs all sitting pretty as papa strider waiting for them to hatch
were waiting man

[searsblindly]

WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S POK3L4ND
4R3 TH3S3 L1K3 F1DUSP4WN >:?
4ND HOW D4R3 YOU B3COM3 4 F4TH3R W1THOUT T3LL1NG M3!!!
1 THOUGHT WH4T W3 H4D W4S SP3C14L D4V3
WHY WOULD YOU B3 TH1S H34RTL3SS TO M3

NO, BUT S3R1OUSLY
HOW DO 1 G3T 4HOLD OF ON3
OR T3N

[moveslikestrider]

pokeland is pokeland
well yeah but without the gross bursting out of stuffed things part
also no eating each other at least not in front of you
maybe im gathering dragons to prepare the way for you
hey its not like i planned dadhood it just happened

youre writer will get to choose one starter
so you could get one like that or catch one in the wild
or just hit up breeders selling eggs
also from me because we both know ill give you dragon eggs if you wantem
im collecting them all terezi

[searsblindly]

1TS NOT TH4T GROSS
DONT B3 SUCH 4 B4BY, D4V3!
1 4M HOLD1NG YOU TO TH4T TH3N
1 4M 3XP3CT1NG 4LL TH3 DR4GONS WH3N 1 4RR1V3
4LL OF TH3M
C4N YOU H4NDL3 TH4T COOLK1D? >:]
1 WORK SO MUCH FOR YOU 4LR34DY
HOW DO YOU 3XP3CT M3 TO F33D 4LL OUR CH1LDR3N TOO?

W41T
1 C4N H4V3 4N 3NT1R3 T34M OF DR4GONS?
S1GN M3 UP

[moveslikestrider]

yes it is
its these questionable looking fluids spilling out of some defenseless wad of stuffing
then something bursts out of it and ugh ugh ugh i dont want to think about it anymore

course i can handle that
who said youre the only bread winner here
this isnt the 60s i pull my own weight to feed the family

yep all the dragons
see this is why you should come
no worries just mighty beasts flapping and roaring to the skies
perfection

[plushaeusrumpified]

youre being promised dragons?
fuck you ive yet to get a dragon.
all ive got are dogs.
dogs and ghosts.

[searsblindly]

TH4TS B3C4US3 ONLY TH3 WORTHY D3S3RV3S DR4GONS
4K4 M3
WOULD YOU D3NY 4 POOR D3F3NS3L3SS BL1ND G1RL L1K3 M3 SOM3TH1NG SH3S 4LW4YS W4NT3D?
YOU S1CK FUCK

[plushaeusrumpified]

somehow you dont come off as the poor defenseless type.
so try playing that card elsewhere because it aint gonna fly with me.

[searsblindly]

HOW RUD3 OF YOU TO 4SSUM3 SO MUCH 4BOUT M3 4LR34DY
1 COULD B3 TH3 MOST D3F3NS3L3SS P3RSON YOU 3V3R SPOK3 TOO 4ND YOU WOULDNT 3V3N KNOW B3TT3R B3C4US3 OF YOUR CLOUDED JUDG3M3NT!!!
M4YB3 1M S1TT1NG 1N 4 B4S3M3NT FR33Z1NG R1GHT TH1S 1NST4NC3 4ND TH3 ONLY TH1NG 1 H4V3 TO LOOK FORW4RD TO 1S TH1S CH4NC3 FOR FR33DOM
BUT YOUR3 TOO BUSY 4SSUM1NG OTH3R TH1NGS OF M3 TO KNOW
>:[
1 3XP3CT3D B3TT3R

Here have an AU Terezi :P

[smells_to_see]

DR4GONS?!
MY MUN D1DNT T3LL M3 TH3R3 W3R3 DR4GONS H3R3

[searsblindly]

4PP4R3NTLY TH3 PL4C3 SH3 W1SH3S TO T4K3 M3 H4S TH3M
1 1NT3ND TO C4PTUR3 ON3 >:]

[smells_to_see]

C4PTUR3 ON3?
HOW 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO DO TH4T?
1 M34N DR4GONS 4R3 TH3 SOURC3 OF F1R3 B3ND1NG
1 DONT TH1NK 3V3N M3 4ND M3LONSNOUT COULD HOP3 TO DO TH4T

[searsblindly]

>:?
WH4T DO3S TH4T 3V3N M34N
F1R3 B3ND1NG

[consider8]

So glad to see two people getting together finally. You'd 8e surprised how much complaining winds up on here!

[searsblindly]

TH4TS ONLY B3C4US3 SH3LL B3 PUN1SH3D 1F SH3 L34D M3 4STR4Y
1 4M PROM1S3D R1CH3S YOU C4NT 3V3N 1M4G1N3

[consider8]

Have you met me in your timeline yet?

I can imagine a lot.

[searsblindly]

DONT WORRY 4R4N34
W3V3 SPOK3N FROM MY PO1NT 1N T1M3
TH3R3 1S NO S1LLY T1M3 SH3N4N1G4NS TO D34L W1TH

YOU C4NT F4THOM OWN1NG 4 DR4GON THOUGH

[timelymaid]

if youre talking about the dragons i assume you are talking about
there are quite a lot!
although i only have
um
one

[searsblindly]

1 W1LL COLL3CT TH3M 4LL H3H3H3
NO ONE W1LL B3 4 B3TT3R DR4GON T4M3R B3C4US3 1LL B3 TH3 B3ST

[timelymaid]

like no one ever was? :p
jake taught me that song
its really rather catchy!!!

[searsblindly]

TH3R3S 4 SONG TH4T COM3S W1TH TH3 PL4C3? >:?
WH4T
HOW COM3 4LT3RN14 D1DNT G3T 4 SONG?

[laws]

dragons sound like something which require several permits to operate. i hope for the sake of your mun that they are all in order already.

[searsblindly]

OF COURS3 1 WOULD DO TH1NGS TH3 L3G4L W4Y
1 4M 4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR TO B3 4FT3R 4LL!

[laws]

thats is good to hear.
you can never be too sure and it is always better to check instead of making assumptions.
i am glad to meet another fellow member of law enforcement though.
it has been a while.

[searsblindly]

1 UND3RST4ND COMPL3T3LY
B3FOR3 4LL TH3 SGRUB SH3N4N1G4NS 1 W4S GO1NG TO GROW UP TO B3 4 GR34T L3G1SL4C3R4TOR!