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[lordofthesea]

Hey, dumbass. Why the hell are you even buying paid accounts for me if I don't get any action? So what if I have character development if you don't even freaking use it? If you don't like it let drown the Creepy Strawhat woman or at the very least give me some Fishweed. Anything but being caught in this damn limbo.

Or, hey, hook me up with that sweet peice of Dranaei.

Bubble, bubble, baby.

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[fierybluebird]

I told you they do that.

[Ruffles Arlong's head... with only minor difficulty and tip-toeing.]

Okay tell your mun we'll get high. 'Sides, who needs chicks, am I right? We're pirates! We roam the sea and do whatever the hell we want! Nothing can stop us! Especially not some broads who don't know what they're missing out on, aye?!

[lordofthesea]

Aren't you gunning for that Strawhat Chick?

[Accusatory look]

[fierybluebird]

[Straight-faced, gives a nod.]

I've messed up a couple of times, but it's doing better. [His expression softens.] Still got time for my friends first and foremost, eh?

I'm a bird. Where we rest for the night is important. Especially with regards to who I trust around me.

Come on, we can go hunting or something, pirates mean freedom.

the hell did nakamaship come from? XD

[lordofthesea]

Yeah okay. Go hunting and get drunk. We should have a party or something.

[all the gloomy. He is a sad sad Fishman]

IDK IT JUST DID OKAY

[fierybluebird]

A big one. One that'll make all the ladies wish they'd been invited. And when they ask what kind of amazing strong man could throw such a party, we'll all say, "Why that would be the great Captain Arlong, right over there! Watch your step though, he's a real lady-killer." And then they'll giggle and say they can handle themselves.

It'll be a hit!

[lordofthesea]

I don't want just any lady... Most of the ladies here are either humans or greyfaces. [Who are really damned annoying]

I just want a good 'maid. Or a nice solid fishwoman.

[fierybluebird]

Greyfaces? Oh... the trolls. Well, they're really young, eh? [So even if Arlong had wanted one, Marco would try to talk him out of it.]

Oh? You want to settle down? [Arches an amused eyebrow.]

[lordofthesea]

Nah. Not settle down.

[He just misses his brothers really. You're great and Tatsube is great,too. But he's pretty literally a Fishman out of water. It's kind of lonely sometimes being the only one]

[fierybluebird]

Maybe one will turn up, eh? Don't give up hope matey.

[Nah, Marco gets it. He counts every single day away from his brothers as a dream he can't wake up from.]

[lordofthesea]

Beh. Who needs a woman anyway? They're nothing but trouble. Maybe I'll go into town and flip a house or five.

[fierybluebird]

Aye! That's the spirit!

And now that Robin quit the Watch I don't have to worry about them figuring out if I level a few buildings with you, eh?

[Marco is a very very failtastic moirail for the record.]

[lordofthesea]

Yeah! Who the hell cares, right? We're pirates! We do whatever the hell we want to whoever the hell we want!

[fierybluebird]

EXACTLY!

What are they going to do to stop us if they can't even catch us, right?

[lordofthesea]

Well they did throw me in prison once, the bastards.

[And then he got eaten but...details]

[fierybluebird]

I remember, I brought you drinks and we played cards, eh?

But if I'm with you, they'll have to throw us both in prison. And then we can just break out when it stops being hilarious.

[No Marco, that's not how prison works.]

[lordofthesea]

I'm with you all the way, Brother Marco.

[This kind of fun was just what he'd been looking for]