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[lordofthesea]

Hey, dumbass. Why the hell are you even buying paid accounts for me if I don't get any action? So what if I have character development if you don't even freaking use it? If you don't like it let drown the Creepy Strawhat woman or at the very least give me some Fishweed. Anything but being caught in this damn limbo.

Or, hey, hook me up with that sweet peice of Dranaei.

Bubble, bubble, baby.

Comments

[thetruehistorian]

There are whispers through the village that the Dranaei is expecting. Sounds like you missed your chance.

[lordofthesea]

Son of a....


. . .

A certain mun is going to be in a hell of a lot of trouble.

[thetruehistorian]

Refusing to cooperate with the mun rarely leads to anything productive.

[lordofthesea]

Like I'm scared of any old mun. What can they do to little ole me? Shee hee hee hee.

[thetruehistorian]

Maybe she'll genderbend you, and make it so the baby Dranaei has a fishman playmate.

[loveiscash]

Expecting? Like a baby?

[thetruehistorian]

That is the implication, yes.

[loveiscash]

And what is a Dranaei?

[fierybluebird]

I still say my mun's on the right track with a mariachi band.

[lordofthesea]

What the hell would I do with a mariachi band?

[fierybluebird]

No no, the real question is what wouldn't you do with one.

[lordofthesea]

....because it's a dumbass thing to do.

It may be all right for you, but I'm a Fishman. I have pride and respectability. I can't just ruin my image like that.

[fierybluebird]

Oi, what's that supposed to mean? I have pride and respectability. I just have so much of it that next to nothing can touch it.

[mikangirl]

Or if she's that bored with you, she should feel free to send you back where you belong.

[HINT HINT.]

[lordofthesea]

She better not be bored with me if she knows what's good for her.
[Not really looking forward to prison after all]

[mikangirl]

You can't attack your own mun, Arlong. Have some common sense.

[Believe her, she'd have done that already if she could. :|]

[lordofthesea]

I can attack anything I want. Maybe it's impossible for humans but we Fishmen are bred for it.

[mikangirl]

[Snort.]

[heroofsniperisland]

[lordofthesea]

[Oh hey, you look familiar. Can't really place you though. Humans all look alike.]

Gotta problem?

Introed: Hokuto Sumeragi, one of my fave muses

[loveiscash]

[She looks at him with a face a big sister or mom would make.]

Hey, you shouldn't be that rude to your mun. She was just trying being nice!

[lordofthesea]

Hey, human. Screw off. No one was asking you.

[loveiscash]

Hey Fish... guy! You were complaining in a public place, you know.

[lordofthesea]

So what? So were you. I can still tell you to get lost. So you'd better. Before you get hurt.

[loveiscash]

[She sighs.]

Just honestly, why are you so mean, anyway?