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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Only a day remains and none from Middle Earth have been applied for at the tower. I admit, I am pleased about it. I'd not wish the tower on any of my kin, Gimli or his kin. Be thankful with who is here already, mundane. With news that things may become far worse in the month to come, it is better that they do not come.

[Sighing:] And you're far to eager for the 'trainwreck' that is sure to ensue should I ever meet Thorin Oakenshield there.

And if he ever is to appear in the tower, I would ask you not to discuss with his scribe and the mods the possibility of he and I sharing a room.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

That, she simply thinks would be entertaining.

[Rude, he doesn't use perfumes. Just really nice shampoo. And there's wine but you can't have any Thorin. Funny as it is to see drunk dwarfs.]

[sonof_thrain]

Of course. These scribes think not about our own feelings. Do the even think about seperate beds?

[Oh? Thorin uses Dwarven shampoo from Erebor. Fancy stuff, you know. For the braids and such.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Of course they don't. There would be separate beds though, thank the Valar.

[Those are some pretty nice braids!]

[sonof_thrain]

Thank Durin for the seperate beds. [Sleeping with an elf? Ew. All the hair and....perfume.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Indeed. Dwarfs would simply take up too much room. [Smirking. And Thorin is just jealous that Legolas smells better than him.]

[sonof_thrain]

Too much room? Are we not smaller than you elves? [What do you have to say to that, Legolas?]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

In height perhaps but you are more hearty than we. And I mean that as delicately as I might make it.

[sonof_thrain]

More hearty? Aye, that is true. We dwarves could easily out drink you, elves. [Oh, Thorin.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Indeed! He really has no idea!]

Outdrink an elf? Oh, my Lord Thorin, I fear you could not be more wrong. Even Gimli stood no chance against me.

[sonof_thrain]

[He huffed gruffly then raised an eyebrow.]

You seem so sure about this, elf. [He was mocking him.] The drink may cause your precious body to fall to the ground.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Of course! While Gimli passed out on the table, I was doing nothing more than wondering about the tingling in my fingers for all the ale we consumed.

[Hmph!]

This body of mine is far more resilient than you might think.

[sonof_thrain]

[He laughed at that.]

Sheer lies I tell you! Gloin's son could outdrink any elf and I'll put a wager on that myself. How much can YOU drink, Legolas?

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Find Gimli then and I will more than glad to win that wager.

As for how much I can drink, it depends upon what we're drinking.

Oh dear >_<

[sonof_thrain]

How about you drink with me, elf? A prince of Erebor should surely prove too much for you.

This is going to end SO WELL XD

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

So you think. [Pause and then a nod and he looks a bit smug.] I would be glad to drink with you.

Re: With Thorin flat on his back dead to the world XD How noble.

[sonof_thrain]

I know what my heart tells me and it tells me I will win. I am stronger than I look, Legolas.

So be it. Mead or beer?

lmao poor Thorin should have known better!

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I would never doubt it but strength has nothing at all to do with how tolerant one is to alcohol.

The choice is yours, I enjoy both though I admit mead is a personal favorite of the two.

Re: He's not going to drink down his ego XD

[sonof_thrain]

Mead it is then. Aye, you'd better be careful, elf. [He teased as he brought them both a flagon.]

One....Two....Three.... [He quickly down his in one, wiping his beard.]

Good it wouldn't be fun then!

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[And on that 'three' Legolas downed his as well.]

I think more went into your beard than your mouth, dwarf.

Re: True :D Inside, Thorin loves Legolas really ;)

[sonof_thrain]

Your ill words mean nothing to me, elf. I drank more than you. [He quickly poured himself some more mead then passed Legolas his second.]

Cheers. [He downed the second and managed not to spill too much in his beard this time.]

Oh good! Haha ;)

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Legolas sputtered a bit and frowned. Drank more than he did?? Nonsense, unless Thorin was filling Legolas' less than his own!]

You'll find your hands full with me.

[And down the second one goes.]

[sonof_thrain]

I somwhow doubt that. [He scoffed then downed his second.]

There is not much to hold onto with you. [Look at that scrawny body.]