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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Only a day remains and none from Middle Earth have been applied for at the tower. I admit, I am pleased about it. I'd not wish the tower on any of my kin, Gimli or his kin. Be thankful with who is here already, mundane. With news that things may become far worse in the month to come, it is better that they do not come.

[Sighing:] And you're far to eager for the 'trainwreck' that is sure to ensue should I ever meet Thorin Oakenshield there.

And if he ever is to appear in the tower, I would ask you not to discuss with his scribe and the mods the possibility of he and I sharing a room.

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[sonof_thrain]

Trainwreck? That does not bode well hearing such words.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

It does not. She's convinced that we'd not see eye to eye and that a fight would be started.

[sonof_thrain]

Sharing a room? [He just stared and gruffly huffed at that. Smelly elven perfume everywhere he bets.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

That, she simply thinks would be entertaining.

[Rude, he doesn't use perfumes. Just really nice shampoo. And there's wine but you can't have any Thorin. Funny as it is to see drunk dwarfs.]

[sonof_thrain]

Of course. These scribes think not about our own feelings. Do the even think about seperate beds?

[Oh? Thorin uses Dwarven shampoo from Erebor. Fancy stuff, you know. For the braids and such.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Of course they don't. There would be separate beds though, thank the Valar.

[Those are some pretty nice braids!]

o/ She's genre savvy and well she did say what is in her username xD

[would_peg_legolas]

[Well this was awkward]

Welp! XD

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Umm...]

Hail.

Yeah xD

[would_peg_legolas]

Uh...hi

[What was she really supposed to say? It was LEGOLAS in the flesh.]

[marchwarden]

As much as you value the dwarf's companionship, I'm most surprised to hear this.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

And I'm a little surprised to say it but I wouldn't wish the tower on him. It upsets me daily that you have to suffer it, Haldir.

[But he's so glad to have you, Haldir. ;;~;;]

[marchwarden]

[See his lips curling upward now? He's all smiles.]

While my dislike for Animus is great, I don't dare regret spending my days alongside you.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Haldir smiles are the best smiles.]

You make everything in that place bearable.

[marchwarden]

[Spoken like a love struck elf, Legolas.]

Do I? You humble me, my prince.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Well, that's what he is.]

You do. What would I do were you not there to keep me from dying during the incident with the whale? Or to convince me that I did not look hideous when my hair was cut?

[minetobear]

[He smiles innocently.]

Legolas, what is a 'trainwreck' that you speak of?

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[And he smiles in return.]

I do not know, but she uses the term often whenever something terrible is likely to happen. I thought it appropriate to use a term she is familiar with.

[minetobear]

[He blinks, trying to comprehend.]

Terrible. What does she want of you that could be terrible? And who is this person you speak of? Is he a bad man? We could come and rescue you!

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Many things. She wishes me to meet Thorin Oakenshield in the tower and to get into a fight with him and she intends to make me think that a thousand years have passed since I last walked upon Middle Earth.

[His smiles turns fond and a bit wistful.] If only I could be rescued.

[minetobear]

[He frowns as he finds out this information.]

That is terrible. How dare she? Tell me where you are! Perhaps we can come and keep you company? Another quest?

[elfstonestrider]

Thorin is not a name I've heard in many years.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Nor had I. And yet it's becoming frequently spoken now to match how frequently he can be seen.

[elfstonestrider]

There's very few decent reasons to call back the dead. Does your writer expect an actual confrontation? Perhaps if that does happen, you should keep your father's name out of the conversation.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

She hopes for one, should he ever come to the tower. Ah, but I would not instigate it if I could help it. I know better than to mention his name to any of the company that I meet. Twice I've died in the tower and I'd prefer my third not be over something so ridiculous.

[elfstonestrider]

Did you say--

Died? Multiple times? [Now that makes him smirk.]

Now how is that possible?