canon is Seven Psychopaths

[gotmyending]

Look, it's not my fault you can't fix up my application! Stop being such a lazy asshole and get it together already! Just because the last place I was at only needed the equivalent of drunken notes scribbled on a napkin doesn't mean you can get away with that in other games. If you want me somewhere, then make it happen. I'm kinda sick of waiting around as it is. Oh, that's right. You haven't even found a new game yet! Even after looking through all that "App This Please" crap. Because I'm not good enough one of the five you're already in, or something.

Where's Marty when you need him? He could at least write something up that made me sound awesome. I'd have a new place to go to in no time.

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[wolfishsurvivalist]

Here then, you want to trade? I can't wait to escape the place I'm in, it's got plenty of monsters and ghosts and things, I'm sure you'll love it, so long as you don't try to go swimming in the lake or take a trip to the hospital. Those I wouldn't recommend at all.

[gotmyending]

Hey, sounds like more fun that sitting around with a proverbial thumb up the ass.

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Then go ahead! The apartments are yours. I've left stockpiles of red tape for emergencies scattered around the town unless it's decided to move them again. As long as I can take a vacation somewhere that isn't permanently overcast and haunted I'm in.

Oh, and the red tape is the only thing that keeps away the ghosts. Most of the ghosts, at any rate.

[gotmyending]

Fighting ghosts with tape? That's got to be the lamest shit I ever heard!

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Who said anything about fighting them? I just said it keeps them out!

[She laughs, but there's no humor in it. More like hysteria than anything else.]

There's nothing that works on keeping the ghosts permanently away, and the hauntings aren't always the worst that you'd have to deal with in the town.

[gotmyending]

Ghosts and monsters don't bother me as much as crazy, ranting wolf-ladies. I think I'll pass.

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Hilarious as that is, I didn't start out "crazy."