homeless, sort of looking

[goodnotbad]

Look, guy, you know I've already got a game. I don't get how any of this works, and I'd sure like it if I was just back at the arcade. The things you call "games" here all seem really scary -- bet they're just like Hero's Duty, or worse. So… yeah, you better keep me out of it, especially since I'll probably end up breaking everything and making things worse.

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[goodnotbad]

[Equally loud groan.] Oh, come on. You're like the last guy I wanted to see here.

Anyway, it's not whining. I've got other responsibilities, and I can't just do anything or go wherever I want, unlike you.

[roadblasted]

Is it 'cause my TURBO-TASTIC presence reminds ya of what'a trash-breathed LOSER ya are~?

Heck yeah I do whatever I want, 'cause I'm not a total schmuck like YOU! Man, fer a bad guy ya really are a snooze, Wreck-It. I'm more of a hardcore dangerous badarse than you'll EVER hope'ta be, and I'm the HERO of my game!

[goodnotbad]

I'm not gonna be jealous of a crazy guy whose game isn't even around anymore. I might even feel bad about it if you weren't such a humungous jerk. It's one thing to disguise yourself as a racer, but then why'd you have to take over the whole game?

1/2

[roadblasted]

Pssh, WHATEVER! Turbo Time may be gone but I--

2/2

[roadblasted]

... Wait.
What?!

Whadya flappin' yer trap about, "take over the whole game"?! I didn't try'ta take OVER RoadBlasters, ya numbskull! I'm just... not very good at bein' inconspicuous, alright?! Jeez! I didn't think it would crash the whole freakin' game!!

[goodnotbad]

Huh? I'm talking about Sugar Rush. Kinda thought you died back there, actually. Like, for good.

[roadblasted]

Uhh... nooooo? The heck is "Sugar Rush"? How could I die in'a game I never even heard of? What kinda rotten grapevine ya been hearin' yer rumors from, Wreck-It?

[goodnotbad]

[Ralph scratches his head.]

You don't remember? Did all that Diet Coke fizz up your brain?

[roadblasted]

Ugh, gag me with a spoon, as if I'd ever touch DIET Cola!
NO I DON'T REMEMBER, I GOT NO IDEA WHAT YER TALKIN' ABOUT, BRICKS-FER-BRAINS!