Looking for another game possibly, enable?

[crackpotcrocker]

Well, mun. Looks like you FAILED!

Ha ha! After five long years, I, Mr. Denzel Crocker finally get to say that to you!

...What do you mean it's my 'canon's' fault? And myself being what you call a 'stereotypical nerd'?

^{I'll admit I'm a nerd but aren't all nerds like me?}

YOU CONFUSE ME!

Anyways, that was besides the point, so.... Where I am headed next?

Don't play Turner 'innocent' with me. I know what that looks like. Oh, yes.

... Can there at least be - FAIRIES! Where ever we go next?

^{Considering they blew up just before my arrival at that underwater city.}

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[cursedtosleep]

Oh! Well, fairies are a little hard to come by in games. I'm sure you'll find them though.

[crackpotcrocker]

It's a personal preference my mun -

Wait a second. Do you believe in fairies?!

[cursedtosleep]

Of course I do. [Gee, can't imagine WHY.]

[crackpotcrocker]

AMAZING!

I don't come across many who do. ^{I'll never understand why}. Well, outside of the fact that there are many univeres out there and not everything is real in every universe but that's besides the point.

...Why is it you believe in them, Miss -?

[cursedtosleep]

Oh, forgive me. I am Princess Aurora.

And I believe in them because I was raised by them.

[crackpotcrocker]

You where raised by fairies?!

Oh, so you're like Turner... Expect why did you tell me you believe in them instead of lying to my face?

[cursedtosleep]

For sixteen years. We lived together in the woods.

I love my aunts and they are very real. I would never lie about it.

[crackpotcrocker]

^{I wonder... Is that the purpose of Turner's} - FAIRY GODPARENTS!?

[Beat]

I never doubted that they are in fact real. ^{Just rather strange you came out about them at all. Yes.}

That's refreshing to hear.

Oh!? Where are my manners, I'm Mr. Denzel Crocker!

...Hello.

[cursedtosleep]

Well, it's nice to meet you, ah... Mr. Crocker.

In my world, fairies are very real. Everyone knows about them.

[crackpotcrocker]

I only wish that was the case in my world. My mun believes I wouldn't be so bitter and vengeful about humanity.

[cursedtosleep]

Bitter and vengeful about all of humanity?

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes. You could say where I come from the majority of people don't believe in such mythical hogwash. But I know the - TRUTH!

And one day, I'll show them all, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[Beat]

My mun says to please excuse me, I don't have all my 'screws' in my head quite screwed in all the way.

AND THEY'RE RIGHT!

[cursedtosleep]

.....

Oh... I see...

That's... [What does she even say to that.]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Groan]

But I like you. ^{Not to mention your world sounds like a place I'd enjoy living in, yes.}

[cursedtosleep]

Well, thank you Mr. Crocker. That's nice of you to say.

[crackpotcrocker]

You're - WELCOME!


I suppose you should consider yourself lucky. ^{Considering the very few people I mention that too. Much less their world.}

It's nice not to be prosecuted at the very least for one's beliefs.

[thecutetransfer]

Hahaha oh wow, you must be a really popular guy if you've been in so many games now!

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes. I don't know how I get the short end of the so called stick when there are plenty of 'other people' in this 'headspace', I, Mr. Denzel Crocker share. Sending me everywhere. Why not one of THEM!?

[thecutetransfer]

You mean you don't LIKE getting sent into games? My mun still hasn't found one for me! And I think it'd be cool!

[crackpotcrocker]

Let me think about that. Ah - NO!

Just wait till you get sent to one and get tormented beyond belief.

[thecutetransfer]

You don't always have to shout at random, y'know.

T-tormented? What sort of torment have you endured?

[crackpotcrocker]

Well, I'm not sorry at you child.

Yes, tormented. [Before breaking into a manic and nerdy laugh before a pause]

Where do I even begin, mmmm? ^{Considering my mun has been playing me for almost five years.}

Ah I know. Let's put it this way. There's only one thing they - EVER refuse to do with me.

Use your imagination on what's all happened on me, child.
Which is unwanted love.

However... I suppose if I had to choose the worst... I had I've to say being shown - PORN!

[thecutetransfer]

You say child like it's a bad thing.

You mean you haven't found anyone who loves you? Or even likes you? Sounds...harsh.

Being shown porn...doesn't sound all that bad, though!

[crackpotcrocker]

Gee you think? Ah let me answer that for you. I'm not exactly fond of children. It's besides the fact that, I am a teacher. In which, my mun is quick to say I'm not very fond of ANYONE!

^{Eerrr... That's not exactly what they meant but let's go with that.}

Well, I did have someone but my mun says that I don't remember that. ^{The story of my life apparently according to them.}

AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS ANYWAYS!

Says you! Porn makes me nose bleed. ^{Go ahead and say it, you nerd.} [Tch]

Besides, all body swapping, changing into an animal, ageing up or down can happen in my canon world because of those - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

The porn is tied with having had watched one of my best friends fall to their OVER TRAGIC canon death. ^{In something called Harry Potter} and all the after math of my mentally on that.

[thecutetransfer]

Well gee, how did you ever get a job then? 'Cause y'know being a teacher means you have to be around children. And having a job means you have to be around people.

If you don't remember, then this person must have not been very important to you after all.

AND I MAKE IT MY BUSINESS! DEAL WITH IT, PAL!

Porn makes your nose bleed? I take it that's not a sensation you like, huh?

Fairy Godparents? Making all that stuff happen? Sounds freaking awesome! How is it that you're still an unhappy man?

[Shion visibly shivers and falls silent for a bit at the mention of a death.] .......Oh. That's rough.