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[artificialflower]

Same shit, different place. Don't you ever get tired?

[ no : D ]

Tch, better than gathering dust, I guess.

[ for now. ]

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[gonewithistory]

Were you expecting them to?

[artificialflower]

Some creativity never hurt anyone.

[gonewithistory]

Actually, I think it has.

[ Taking it literally? Oh, yes. ]

[artificialflower]

...

[ blankfacing ]

There's just no win option, is there.

[gonewithistory]

Not really, no.

[ Sympathy pats?! ]

[artificialflower]

[ grumbles ]

[ he doesn't need your pity, you know ]

[ this trying to make him crazy thing really is getting old though ]

[ :T ]

[gonewithistory]

[ You are crazy, dear.

--I mean what. ]

But, hey, at least we're not alone, yeah?

[artificialflower]

[ what do you mean :| ]

Hn. Though you're not much of an improvement on the situation.

[ apply cold water to burned area ]

[gonewithistory]

[ DRAMATIC CHEST CLUTCHING oh yeah, he's doing it. ]

Oww, you wound me.

[artificialflower]

[ LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS HE GIVES though partly because he knows it's fake ]

Che.

[gonewithistory]

Rude.

[ Pity meeee. ]

[artificialflower]

[ DENIED ]

[gonewithistory]

[ DDDD8 ]

[notthedoctor]

Oh look, it's that girl who dropped her COMPASS.

[artificialflower]

I'M NOT A GIRL

[naive_snake]

A different place won't be the same, it only will be if you see it that way right?

[artificialflower]

Wrong. It will also be if everything that happens to you repeats itself.

[ pause. what happened to your face, Beansprout? and you look kind of moe young ]

[naive_snake]

It's almost impossible for repeats with different people.

[ He got a make over? Or you are just seeing things. ]

[artificialflower]

Maybe if you pay attention to them.

[ Could be. He sees flowers, seeing beansprouts wouldn't be so far fetched considering it's still plants -- wait. ]

[naive_snake]

Why pay attention to it?

[ Flowers are nice okok ]

[artificialflower]

Exactly.

[ welp they just lost each other haven't they ]

[ they're nice when they're not an ominous omen covering half your world, yes. but beansprouts aren't flowers :T ]

[naive_snake]

Why are you so untrusting of people?

[ He is a flower. Beansprouts are food. ]

[artificialflower]

They've never given me a reason to do otherwise.

[ Which is kind of a lie because there are a few people he does trust. He just doesn't care much for strangers, nor does their diversity entertain him. ]

[ It all depends on the perspective. Like, when you're a cow. ]

[naive_snake]

You remind me of Nezumi! He's really untrusting of others too....

[ he sighs.

Yu is a cow? That explains a lot. ]

[artificialflower]

Clearly he's seen more of them than you.

[ WHAT no flowers and food are the same thing for a cow. Yu is a pretty princess living weapon. No, not like explosive cows. ]

[naive_snake]

I've seen plenty of people! They aren't all bad!

[ HE'S A COW. A COW GIRLBOMB ]

[artificialflower]

From the outside, maybe. Do you step on a snake just because not all of them are poisonous?

[ NO SHUT UP. HE DOESN'T EVEN EAT FLOWERS. THOUGH HE PROBABLY COULD. BUT NO. HE EATS SOBA, COWS DOESN'T. COWS FART A LOT, HE DOESN'T. THEREFORE, NOT COW. ]

[naive_snake]

I would never step on a snake! Why would you think that?!

[ HE'S AN AIRHEAD OKOK. YOU'RE RIGHT. KANDA IS A CAT BOY. A MAGICAL CAT BOY. ]

[artificialflower]

Because you're an idiot.

[ Genuine, deadpanned answer. ]

[ SURE IS. AND WHAT. WHAT. HE DOESN'T DIG THE FAKE EARS AND ALL THAT STUFF GO AWAY. HISS. ]

[naive_snake]

N-no I'm not! I was one of the top students in my class!

[ Genuine offended airhead answer ]

[ THEY WOULD BE REAL. I SAID MAGICAL. DUH. STAHP HISSING AT ME YOU NAUGHTY KITTY.]

[artificialflower]

Education matters little at war.

[ LOOKING DOWN ON YOU ]

[ DOESN'T HAVE THEM. ARGUMENT IS INVALID. NO NEVER. CLAWING YOUR UGLY FAIS! ]

[naive_snake]

Education means a lot in war. You can't just go in guns blazing and expect brute force to help succeed.

[ HE CAN TELL. YOU ASSHOLE. STOP LOOKING DOWN AT HIM. HE'LL PUNCH YOU LIKE NEZUMI. ]

[ OUCH. BAD NEKO. DON'T MAKE ME GET THE DOG >:T]

[artificialflower]

You can, though that's just as stupid.

[ You're just pissing him off more and more. ]

So you think you're somehow special. Bulletproof, perhaps. Better than the ones who cared about people and died, huh?

[ FEEL FREE TO TRY. ]

[ HE FEARS NO DOGS!! LET HIM AT THEM ]

[naive_snake]

Wh...What the hell did you just say?!

[ He is so pissed now. ]

What the hell are you talking about?! You think I like seeing people die? You don't know anything! Who do you think you are?!

[ Sorry but he's just going to punch you ] Don't you ever say that to someone you know nothing about.

[ FEELINGS GET HURT BRO. FEELINGS GET HURT]

[artificialflower]

[ hey now that's not what he said ]

You seem to imagine that books can save you from death in the field.

[ So not intimidated by your pissiness, Shion-boy, it ain't even funny. Have a slightly creepy smirk. ]

I'm someone who survived.

[ Aaand expertly blocking that punch. Not that it would do much anyway because he's kind of a brick wall to normal human abuse. Ahhahah. ]

excuse me buti

[kuro_inu]

Muns seem to have too much time on their hands.

certainly

[artificialflower]

Too much time, too little creativity.

[ merciless ]

[kuro_inu]

They do, however, seem to have (unnecessary) creativity when naming accounts.

[artificialflower]

Really.

It's usually just puns that nobody else finds funny.

[kuro_inu]

[ nodding in agreement ] Apparently they find it amusing.

[artificialflower]

[ agrees ]

That's hardly creativity.

iloveyou but i have to go to sleep :C

[kuro_inu]

... Making puns do require creativity, doesn't it?

fff that's perfectly jolly c:

[artificialflower]

Only if they're actually funny.

[ not that he's the best person to measure funny with, but. you know. a generally massive amount of people getting it would be a decent indication ]

Man I wish I has enabling skills. Then I can drag you to Somarium :C oh btw I love that icon.

[kuro_inu]

That.. is... true. But my mun seems to think otherwise. [ He sighs ] She says that all puns require creativity. [ and that he shouldn't listen to Kanda. But Kuroh won't tell him that. ]

wow um thank you?! :'D and I actually was in Somarium... for a bit a long time ago...

[artificialflower]

Of course she says that. She's a mun.

[ UNSHAKEABLE ]

Hello Kitten Kanda : >

[sleepygunsman]

.....Negative.....[But true....]

what how NOT A KITTEN

[artificialflower]

What.

[ also who are you ]

[ also what ]