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 Alright, first things first mun, the holidays are over, you can get back ta playing me now. And I don't just mean in the City, you still haven't finished my game! It's been out for a month and a half now, hurry and finish it. And now that ya got the guide book, you can make sure you get the GOOD ending. I don't want anyone in Wasteland bein' upset who doesn't deserve it. 

As for that other issue... What do you mean the fandom's more interested in him than they are me?? MY GAME'S FANDOM SHOULDN'T BE PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO THAT GREMLIN THAN ME! Ya gotta be wrong, mun, you just gotta... I mean... I mean, look at all the EMOTIONAL GROWTH I've gone through, audiences love that stuff, right? Not whiny little jerks who think they deserve more--

... Oh, shut up. It's still not fair, and you know it. 

-- Oswald the Lucky, Famous, and Good-Looking Rabbit. 

(PS: You're welcome, for the boyfriend thing. Don't think that means I'm lettin' you off the hook though.)

Comments

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Hah! Sucks for you dude, my movie's fandom LOVES me! But why wouldn't they? Ya'd have ta'be cuckoo not'ta wanna be all over this TURBO-TASTIC slice of sexiness!

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Obviously kids these days just don't know a good character when they see him and have no taste.

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Hey, if I'M gettin' the popularity I deserve, there's sure as heck fans out there with only the most RADICAL of tastes! Maybe ya just lookin' in the wrong places.

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Or maybe BOTH our fandoms are just backwards.

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-!?

Are ya IMPLYIN' there's somethin' WRONG with thousands and thousnds'a squealin' fans obsessed with ev'ry pixel'a me?!

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Just that you're a crazy jerk with flashlight eyes. I mean, at least in Prescott's case he has that whole accent thing people tend ta like. ... Hey, think I should start talkin' with an accent? How often can toons get away with voice changes? If I just got mine ya don't think anybody would notice, do ya?

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They're not FLASHLIGHT eyes, ya numbskull! They're my headlights.

... Uhh...
How should I know? I only technic'ly had a voice fer like, 10 seconds but...
Well, I guess mine did change, sorta? It made sense in context though, so... yeah I got no clue.

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Yeah, I'm sorta new to the whole voice thing too. More or less.

That other stuff didn't really count.

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My mun got anotha' guy ta'voice me though! Ev'rybody loves 'im 'cause he can sound just like my future self, too! And the way he voices me, I sound totally spot-on TURBO-TASTIC... a'least accordin' ta'ev'ryone who, uh, whadya call it, "reblogged" it!

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Yeah, I heard about that. D'you think he could do a British Frank Welker impression? I might need ta put in a call to Mr Iger about getting all this fixed.

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Uhh... I dunno, maybe?
I guess my mun could ask 'im, but she asked 'im weeks ago ta'record more'a me and he still hasn't so...
My mun says he's prolly just busy but she needs ta'bug 'im again! I wanna hear more'a my awesome voice!

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I got this feeling that even if he could, and did, nobody would pay any attention to it. Or worse, they'd all just lump me in with you. No offense, but a star like me doesn't need ta be sharin' the limelight with a villain like you. It's already hard enough for me with all that artwork of me an' the Blot being the same, I should probably stay far away from bad guys as possible.

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Uggggh, yer self-pity is makin' me wanna puke! Oh boo-freakin'-hoo, quit feelin' sorry for yerself and man up, bunnyboy! And what's wrong with chillin' with villains, anyway!? In case ya haven't noticed, mac, chicks DIG bad guys.
So come ta'the dark side, bro! We got babes!

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In case you haven't heard, I've already got a girlfriend. And she's better than any gal who'd hang around bad guys, anyway.

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Yeah, ya mentioned 'er, but then ya just went and IGNORED me when I asked ya 'bout 'er! Which was really friggin' rude'a ya, by the way. Thought ya'd broke up or somethin'.

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Of course not! Why would we break up, we're perfect for each other, ya dummy!

It's just... a few months ago she left the city, and I miss her.

[Not to mention this was shortly after she woke up from a decades-long coma, but Turbo doesn't need to know all that right now.]

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I'm not'a dummy, DUMMY! Jeez, why didn't ya say so?
Ya think she'll come back? Yaknow if not, there's always plenty'a other hot honeys out there for us bad boys~!

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I'm NOT a bad boy, and I don't want anyone other than my honey bunch Ortensia! I can't believe you'd even suggest something as dumb as that! I love her, the fact that she ain't around right now doesn't change that.

[rrbando_rambo]

Welcome back.

[Guess who's excited to see you back at Ink City?]

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Thanks, Dale.

I'm just upset she made me miss New Years. And after I'd promised I would set off fireworks, too...

They should print 'I survived Christmas customer service' shirts. Srsly, welcome back.

[rrbando_rambo]

Try not ta be so hard on yerself. That's what I do! The holiday is a good time to sit back and relax a while.

Do ya know a nice lass named Saft? She picked me up at the InkWell not too long ago. It's still a little fuzzy though (pardon the pun), I think I musta hit my head.

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Nice t'see ya again man! Sorry t'hear about the fandom thing though, that really sucks.

If it makes ya feel any better, it seems like half th'time my fandom is more concerned about....'shippin'' us half th'time or...whatever to have favorites.

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Don't even START with me on shipping... People don't understand the word 'brother', apparently...

[Oh the horrors he has seen.]

[humanhero]

....woah, people do that..?

[That makes him so uncomfortable in so many ways.]

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Yeeep. I mean, I finally get some fans, and then a third of 'em go and do that stuff! Makes me wonder if I shouldn't change my name to Oswald the Bad Luck Rabbit.

[humanhero]

Geeze, no kiddin'. But I guess some people are jus' like that. Not really anythin' we can do much to change their minds.

..but at least they're still your fans, right?

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That's RIGHT! My adoring public!

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Yannow, my mun really likes you. I mean it's obvious why, you're a pretty rad dude.

But I don't get why there are others out there who don't really...think th'same, yannow? ...at least that's what I've been gatherin' from her.

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She likes me? Tell her I like her too! What's her favorite cartoon of mine? Or does she play the games? Either's fine. Just as long as she's a fan of me I don't care how she found out about me!

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You'll be happy t'hear she actually does both! She's seen a load of your cartoons, and she did get that first game you're in- she still has ta' win it though, can you believe that?- she's still gotta get the other one too.

She tells me t'tell ya the first of you're episodes she ever saw was uuh...Trolley Troubles? An' that's her favorite out of all of em' too.

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That's a good place for someone ta start! It was my first cartoon released! Tell her she should hurry up and get my second game. I talk in it! And the Mad Doctor does a lot of singing, which I know a lot of people were excited about. And if there's another player, she can even play as me! It's basically the best game ever, yanno.

[humanhero]

Haha yeah, her sister pointed out that you can be played not long ago, and I'll tell ya she was definitely excited t'hear 'bout that.

I can imagine it would be, it sounds rad!