on a dilemma...

[ol_northy]

Well.

I kind of understand why you're not comfortable playing both of us at once. I mean, I see the reasoning and everything, even if I don't really agree. Are you sure you want to leave Theta all alone like that? He'll probably get upset. Poor guy.

Should I be saying "thanks for picking me up"? I'd be a little happier with it if you'd stop calling me a part of your "blonde sniper harem". Just because I like to dual wield doesn't mean I'm limited to that particular weapon type.

Something to consider.

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[improvising]

Theta would be the easiest to handle, of the AI.

[Oh look, it's the bosslady. Mentioning the blonde sniper harem yet? Nope. Noooot yet.]

[ol_northy]

[OH SUP CAROLINA.]

That's what I thought, too. But she's got a problem. I don't know if she wants me to say.

[improvising]

You're going to keep secrets from me, North?

[ol_northy]

As much trouble I can get in not telling things, I'd get in about ten times more if I said it. Let's just say she likes cute things.

[improvising]

[She snorts, restraining a smile.]

And blonde snipers, you mentioned.

[size_matters]

North?

Why are you part of a harem?
[Dont think for a second he didn't look that up like the AI he is.]

[ol_northy]

[Always a smart cookie!]

I'm not, really. She likes to think she has one, though.

[size_matters]

[The smartest. Depending on your definition. :D]

Oh. Well I guess that makes more sense.

...you don't look like a girl though.
[Guess who's not going past the dictionary definition? (The wives (or concubines) of a polygamous man.)]

[ol_northy]

Theta, have you ever heard of the internet?

[agentdork]

Hey, man, let me know if you get anywhere with yours, 'cause I've had next to no luck with mine.

Also, harem, huh? [ smiiiiiiiiiiiiiirking. ]

[ol_northy]

Next to no luck doing what in particular?

[FACEPALM AGAIN.] She has a way with words.

[agentdork]

The whole thing about playing both at once.

[ snort. ] Yeahuh. I see that.

[ol_northy]

Nice to know I'm not alone on that. See, I don't think he's a problem at all.

[Your pity. He deserves it.] I don't know what her issue is, to be honest.

[gotshotgun]

So. A harem, huh? You one of those girly men who like flowers and decorating? Cause if so I've got a soldier who might like to join you.

oh my god why

[ol_northy]

No, no, she's making things up.

because I love you

[gotshotgun]

That's what they all say.

ilu2 bb

[ol_northy]

[It doesn't help that his AI is, like, pink. Well. Lightish red. And purple. But guess who doesn't need to know that.]

She's really making this one up. She has a thing for guys who shoot people.

[logicunlocked]

Hey, you know, it's not that hard if you really think about it. They do tend to hide until something comes up that we need 'em for.

[ shrug ] Leastwise, they do when other people are around. Most of the time.

[ol_northy]

You've got a good point. Theta's still a little shy around new people.

[logicunlocked]

Yup. Even D does it, and he likes to fuck with people.

[ For definitions of 'people' that mean 'Wash'. ]

[ol_northy]

Delta has his own set of... quirks.

[i_got_this]

I'm sure your little nightlight with survive. [Sounding so exasperated.]

[ol_northy]

[Harsh, sis.]

It's a sticky situation.

[i_got_this]

No, I know how it is. You got your fancy little head-buddy and you already can't do without him. [Jealous, torn between envy that she never got one and feeling that Theta stole her brother away.]

[ol_northy]

[Rude, sister.]

You really don't need to be jealous.