On not yet finishing that app...

[sphereofignorance]

Uh...Mun?

I know you've been busy and freaking out over lots of things, but I think we need to get that done.

Maybe you should try some meditation.
Or Yoga!

In through the nose....
[iiiiiiiiinhale]
out through the mouth...
[exhale]

See? It's amazing what deep breaths can do!

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[valkyrie_in_mjolnir]

[Naomi watches quietly, expressionless in her Mark VII armor. BB, however, blips on at her shoulder, his holographic projection of a featureless cube.]

Who would have guessed that something as simple and instinctual as breathing could serve such a helpful double-purpose? You humans really are a treasure!

[sphereofignorance]

[...he's easily intimated. An AI and a spartan lady that could beat him up easily intimidates him. He's shaking in his little purple boots. Still the AI just said humans are "a treasure". He cant be evil like Om'Malley right?]

Uh...thank you, I think?

[valkyrie_in_mjolnir]

[No, not evil. Just a little overzealous and curious.]

You are most welcome! So am I to understand that your Mundane is having difficulties with your application?

[Naomi, however, has a more pressing question.] Where'd you get your armor?

Where did that extra M come from in the last post? Crap I shouldve slept...

[sphereofignorance]

[hes not completely at ease around this AI but he's OK for now.]
She just has a lot of stuff going on elsewhere this week, more than anything else. I keep telling her not to rush it and wait another few days till she has more time. She needs to relax- maybe do some yoga. Shes always complaining her neck hurts.

[woah, why the sudden interest, dangerous-looking-lady?]
I-its standard issue.

sneaky letters sneaking in all over /shakes fist

[valkyrie_in_mjolnir]

[Oh, and BB can tell! Yes, he's gathering all the biometric readings he can, it's fascinating stuff!]

Mmmmm yes, that does sound like a preferable course of action. Perhaps a hot shower would help her neck? Or a masseuse? Or an ergonomic pillow? There are so many options out there.

[Because you are small and unaugmented and she's wondering how your spine hasn't snapped in half yet] What sort of program has Mjolnir varient as standard issue? [a gentle curiosity, as opposed to BB's more forward approach.]

[sphereofignorance]

[This guy really knows his stuff. He's never heard of an ergo- whatever it is but the other two things sounded good. Anyhow this AI cant be that bad if its offering advice.]
I just convinced her to buy this weird pillow thing filled with seeds that heats up in the microwave. She didnt want to spend the money, but it works.

[please don't hurt him.]
I-I'm a medic. I work with the r-reds and blues under Project Freelancer.

[valkyrie_in_mjolnir]

[Well, he is based on pure intellect, and his Mundane having intenet access and wikipedia and google certainly doesn't hurt, either.]

Oh yes, those things are purported to be wonderful! My mundane has been meaning to make her own; she found directions somewhere for using linen and rice and knitting fun little bags for it. She really should get on it.

And Naomi, dear, you're frightening the poor fellow. Why don't you pull of your helmet for a change and remind him you're just as human under that tin hat as he is?

[Naomi does so, revealing one of the far paler Spartans, with nearly translucent skin and extremely pale, platinum-blond hair. Her gray eyes are accessing everything about Doc's armor, but she's otherwise keeping her expression neutral.] I've never see a medic get a kit like yours. What is Project Freelancer?

[sphereofignorance]

She says it kind of works. I think it has flax seeds and rosemary though....

[His helmet is not coming off. Partly because Munn doesnt have a PB (although Misha Collins is a strong contender thanks to tumblr), and partly because he wants to protect his head. Just in case. She is ind of pretty though.]

Uh...I coudln't entirely tell you if I wanted to. I'm just a low-ranking medic.

/shakes fist at HTML

[valkyrie_in_mjolnir]

flax seed and rosemary? Well, it certainly sounds like it would smell much nicer then heated rice, for one. Glad to hear it's helping, even if it's just a little.

[Naomi really has no intentions of knocking this guy around in any way. For one, the armor was too similar to that of her comrades, even if it was a garish purple, but also, he hadn't done anything remotely sinistar or threatening yet. But, he's still not someone she's comfortable with, and so she'll just nod and continue to stand there awkwardly, for the moment letting BB dominate the conversation unless she can think of another question or two.]

Project Freelancer! Oh yes, yes I'm quite familiar with them. My mundane plays a couple of your Freelancers at various games, and so she's amassed quite a tidy bit of information about them. [It didn't take him long to go through all of his files just now.]

The K in Kind dissapeared. Just full of errors today... XD

[sphereofignorance]

[he shrugs]She likes it.

[oh shit they know the freelancers. Hes afraid of the freelancers. Either they're really dangerous or really lucky. Hes thinking dangerous because thats just his luck.]

Y-you share headspace with FREELANCERS?! A-as in multiple?
[his voice almost squeaks on that last word. He has to share with The Meta and some short pilot chick. He thought THAT was bad.]

Whenever I tag from my smartphone half the alphabet runsaway

[valkyrie_in_mjolnir]

[BB is the head of ONI, Admiral Parangosky's, personal AI. He knows EVERYTHING]

Oh yes, but just two of them. Carolina and Maine ... well, and Maine's less pleasant counterpart, but we won't talk about him.

It can get a little interesting, up here.

iPod touch. Same difference- same problem till I get back to my laptop.-_-

[sphereofignorance]

THREE?
Wow, I'd thought I had it rough.

[Poor Doc doesnt know that Maine and the Meta are one and the same, by the by. No one ever bothered to tell him. XD ]

Ah, the joys of technology

[valkyrie_in_mjolnir]

They certainly keep her busy! Although she thinks she's got a good enough handle on things that she'll be bringing dear Naomi and I into her magic castle game, hopefully. Still waiting on the application verdict.

Where is it you're headed?

Lets see if I can get through one post without errors now I have my laptop.

[sphereofignorance]

You're being sent to a magic castle?
My Munn actually brought me here after she heard about that game. She said someone told her it needed more Blood Gulch people. From what I hear I'm glad she isn't sending me there after all. I don't want to loose anything.

All she said was it was a space station called the SOL. That can't be TOO bad, I don't think.

[ooc: I decided I should wait a couple months before joining another fast-paced game. One fast and one (possibly two) slow ones is more than enough till I get used to this site.]

\o/

[valkyrie_in_mjolnir]

Hopefully. She has a rather serious superstition about applications in processing and she doesn't want to assume anything lest she jinx it.

A space station shouldn't be too bad.

And back to iPod. XD

[sphereofignorance]

My Munn isnt really superstitious about anything, I don't think. Oh wait- she does this thing with dice...

You'd think so right? I'm worried shell find a way to make it worse. She's kind of scary sometimes.