Medic, you aren't mad that you didn't get to be the princess, are you?

[red_medic]

Mundane. Do not zhink I do not know vhat you und zhe Heavys mundane haff been plotting! Are you even avare how ridiculous zhis ist?! Ein dragon?

You finally finished zhe base. Zhat ist gut. But I also vould like to know vhy you vould allow zhat nation in. Fein. He cooks und cleans. Heavy even seems to like him. But he clings, in drei Gottes Namen!!

May I ask of you zhat ve at least talk about zhese zhings in zhe future, oder am I to take a... Vell. Closer look at your brain, just to make sure zhere are no Spies in zhere after all?

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[zelda_hylia]

I think it's rather sweet of your mundane. They just want you to be happy!

[All smiles!]

[red_medic]

Zhey could very vell do zhat vizhout embarrassing me.

[zelda_hylia]

Do you truly think what they have in store is all that bad? Rhi'a is a nice girl.

[red_medic]

Ach, zhat ist not-...

[All the cringing and gritting teeth goes here.]

Vhy does everyone zhink I require a female partner to begin vizh?!

[Really. First Selphie...]

[zelda_hylia]

I don't think that it is required by any means, but it's not something to get too worked up over as long as your mundane finds someone suitable.

[Zelda approves of her own mundane's choices for now, but if there is ever shipping with Zelos there will be HELL TO PAY.]

[red_medic]

[A slight sigh.]

I haff been doing fein on my own until now as vell. Zhis ist just... Surreal.

[zelda_hylia]

It will be alright.

[What. Oh goddesses no, don't make her do that mundane, stop! Nope, too late, she's pinching Medic's cheeks because he's just so cute when he flails like that.]

I'm sorry!

[red_medic]

You zhink-k-k--k--

[And then there goes, all the staring. All the staring and even more staring. Did she just--...?!]

[zelda_hylia]

[All the cheek pinching from the mundane, all the looking put upon from Zelda... and then Zelda turns on her mundane in a comedic dust cloud, exacting her vengeance.]

[red_medic]

[Medic will just... Stay here. And stare. And be speechless. This entire world... It has gone MAD!]

[zelda_hylia]

[Smiling pleasantly after having beaten her mundane into a pulp!]

As I was saying. It will be alright. That is how fairy tales work, after all. You are destined to save her, and I am confident you will be able to do so.

[red_medic]

[Just a little more staring before he somewhat collects himself. And blinks.]

Fairy tales... ja...

[And by now he has somewhat lost track of his own points and what he was about to say. And wasn't he just complaining as well? Darn, Zelda, you broke his mind!]

So zhis ist all just ein fairy tale...?

[zelda_hylia]

For now, yes. Do not fear whatever lies between you and her, you will be able to defeat it.

[red_medic]

[This look. This look forever. Zelda, sweetheart, you may be freaking this old man out juuuust slightly with this positive thinking of yours...]

[zelda_hylia]

[She looks at him flatly.]

...that's how fairy tales work, alright? Just get to it!

[gun_symphony]

You should be grateful, Medic. You could be chained up and hanging from a ceiling.

Being a princess is not what I had expected at all.

[red_medic]

[He just sighs and hangs his head a little.]

...und how do you suggest I beat zhat dragon...?

[gun_symphony]

[And she'll just pick his head up and smile.]

Don't look so down, Doctor. I know you can do it. I have faith in you. Besides, it shouldn't be too difficult. Just think of it as a really big person. All you have to do is knock it unconscious and it'll fall soon enough.

[red_medic]

[Just the slightest flinch. Well. She is the kidnapped one, isn't she?]

Tch. You make zhis sound easy, you know?

[Medic glances away for a moment, scratching his nose.]

Was... Vhat do you zhink about all of zhis anyvay? Does it not make you... Uncomfortable?

[gun_symphony]

Because it will be easy if you believe in yourself.

[She puts her arm back down, looking off the side. However, her eyes turn back to meet his.]

Truthfully? I'd be lying if I said I agreed entirely with his idea. But...I do not mind it now. If I had to be "shipped" with someone, I'm glad it's you, Medic. You aren't a bad person.

[red_medic]

Believe in-

[And he looks at her fully now, one brow still slightly perked, but less doubtful.]

Nun... Zhey said zhat only zhe prinz can rescue his... Prinzess, Korrekt?

[He coughs, nods and bows his head in her direction.]

It ist... Difficult. In zertain vays. But I am glad to hear you zhink zhis vay, Fräulein Rhi'a.

[gun_symphony]

Yes, only the prince can truly save his princess.

[Wait a minute, did you just...oh ho ho, sly grin.]

Medic...you said you were glad that I think our pairing is good. ...which means by default that you are happy with it. Which would mean that you like me because you like our pairing~

[red_medic]

Was--? Zhat ist not--

[Huh. You got him, hm?]

Ach! I...

[Have some vague gesticulation.]

I... Nein. Vell. I do not haff anyzhing against you, Fräulein Rhi'a. As a person. Oder... Vell. Dragon... But I dislike not being asked oder at least informed before zhings like these are put into action!

[gun_symphony]

Yes, I understand that. However...

[That sly smile? Not leaving.]

You don't seem off-put. And if you like me as a person, and are not objecting to your mundane's scheme, that means you like the idea of being with me~

[And now, hugging you, Medic!]

And I enjoy being with you!

[red_medic]

Ah--

[And then there is silence. Really, Rhi'a. Haven't you listened to what you have been told about hugging Medic? Don't do it without discussing it with him first or you might break his brain.

So please stand by while he just stares like a moron and we try to reboot his brain.]

[gun_symphony]

[Brain broken? She can cure that.

SNUGGLING~ <3]