on birthday;

[population_ctrl]

For reference - thirty-eight is not old. You're just very immature, which is an entirely different problem.

Now go away. Work. Waste your life as you please.

Idiot.

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[centeroftheweb]

Now now. It took time to fold all of those just right.

If nothing else some of it is very nice paper.

[population_ctrl]

It burns very nicely, yes.

[centeroftheweb]

Hey, it's your present.

[population_ctrl]

It's your obnoxious arrogance. What's the point?

[centeroftheweb]

I don't send presents to just anybody.

[population_ctrl]

Well. Harassing random people would take dedication.

[centeroftheweb]

And be rather pointless.

[population_ctrl]

Much like a box full of paper.

[centeroftheweb]

Paper spiders.

[population_ctrl]

Fake spiders. Not a problem.

[centeroftheweb]

Never intended it to be a problem. Perhaps next time I should string them up so you can hang them as decorations in your office.

[population_ctrl]

No. Next time, you should show up in person.

[centeroftheweb]

Would you even know if I did?

[population_ctrl]

You could wear a sign.

[centeroftheweb]

If I had a death wish.

[population_ctrl]

Oh, don't worry. We have a death wish for you, free of charge.

[centeroftheweb]

No thank you. If I want one, I'll get one of my own.

[population_ctrl]

Shame. A bullet wouldn't even have to hurt.

[centeroftheweb]

Dead is dead. And useless.

And where's the fun in that?

[population_ctrl]

It's fun for all of two seconds. [Shrug.] I don't ask for much.