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For reference - thirty-eight is not old. You're just very immature, which is an entirely different problem.

Now go away. Work. Waste your life as you please.

Idiot.

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So surly on a birthday! It should be a happy day. I even sent you a present.

[And he did! One 8"x8" box should be showing up with the day's mail. No return address, filled with origami spiders. Because he can]

... it's a box. Full of paper.

Now now. It took time to fold all of those just right.

If nothing else some of it is very nice paper.

So. Bro, old man. Vill Gléck fir däi Gebuertsdag.

It burns very nicely, yes.

Hey, it's your present.

It's your obnoxious arrogance. What's the point?

I don't send presents to just anybody.

Well. Harassing random people would take dedication.

And be rather pointless.

Much like a box full of paper.

Villmols merci. If we must.

Paper spiders.

STFU and listen to this kid sing you a happy birthday song. Fuck loads better than I could manage.

Edited 2013-01-02 14:22 (UTC)

Fake spiders. Not a problem.

Then again, you sing like a cat in heat.

Never intended it to be a problem. Perhaps next time I should string them up so you can hang them as decorations in your office.

Not a matter of winning them all. Just a matter of winning what's fucking important.

No. Next time, you should show up in person.

No truer words.

Tell me you didn't just get me a terrible YouTube video.

What the fuck do you think is wrong with me? Know thy brother and all that shit.

Would you even know if I did?

You're crazy, for one.

You could wear a sign.

Crazy and fucking charitable.

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