homeless forever

[nofear]

Quick! What's the situation?

Well, I seem to no longer be in my spherical ... sphere, and that's a-okay! It means I can do what I'm made to do -- adventure! There's a lot of danger out there in those games and I intend to fight it all. You know, put it all right for the little ladies there.

So, why don't you go send me off to one of those games and I'll get to settling business?

Any time now.

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[nofear]

Hey! What's that now? The only adventurer of all times is me!

I won't let anyone take the title from me without a proper fight. 'Course, it wouldn't be a proper fight 'cause you'd lose as soon as you stood against all that I am.

[whothehelldoyouthink]

DID I HEAR THE WORD FIGHT! BRING IT ON PAL!
[Kamina points finger to the sky]

[nofear]

Why are you pointing to the sky? The fight's right here!

[whothehelldoyouthink]

Its my pre-fight pose!
[picks up nodachi]
so who goes first?!

[nofear]

First? What, first?

[whothehelldoyouthink]

THIS FIRST!
[swings the sheath of his nodachi wildly in you're direction, charging]
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[Did i mention he's screaming like a madman?]

[nofear]

[ Oh, god, what is happening? He does not know what to do with his arms, 'cause he has not had arms ever. And gets hit in the side with the sheath.

Ow! ]

[whothehelldoyouthink]

TAKE THAT!
[not shown Kamina doing a victory dance in his head]

[nofear]

[ And raises his arms. Yes, arms! Holding up his fists. ]

All right, enough of this stick nonsense. Put up your dukes. We'll settle this like real men!

[whothehelldoyouthink]

[Men? Manly? Kamina's style all over!]
I hear ya!
[drops nodachi on dirt putting said "dukes" up!]
Wait... do you even know how to use your arms?

[nofear]

No!

But that never stops an adventurer!

[whothehelldoyouthink]

It kinda' does! How are you supposed to eat?! or pilot you'r gunmen!?

[nofear]

My gunmen? What's a gunmen? Some new fangled weapon? Like I said, the only weapons I need are my right and my left.

[whothehelldoyouthink]

[Kamina looks shocked, How can you not know what a gunmen is, it's like, the best thing ever]
Only the Most MANLY! And HOT BLOODED! Weapon you'll ever find!
Also left and right what? you don't know how to use them, remember?

[nofear]

Is it really?

Then, I'll need it in my arsenal.

Just because I don't know how to use 'em doesn't mean that it won't be used to save the day!

[whothehelldoyouthink]

What?! by failing 'em around?!

[nofear]

Yes!

[whothehelldoyouthink]

[Kamina chuckles, Flailing is the tool of the weak!]
You'll never beat me with that attitude! learn to use you'r "left and right" and then challenge me!

[nofear]

So, you're running away!? Just as you should.

No one can stand up to me, after all!

[whothehelldoyouthink]

I'm not runnin'! you're the one who should be runnin'! I'm stayin' right here!

[nofear]

I ain't movin' from this spot.

[whothehelldoyouthink]

Well it's come to this then...
STARING CONTEST! GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Kamina goes bug eyed waiting for Rick to do the same]

[nofear]

What kind of pansy fighting style is that?

[whothehelldoyouthink]

Well i didn't think fighting you any other way would be fair soooooo! STARING CONTEST!

[nofear]

Well, I'd hate to thrash you all around here, so I guess you're in for the staring contest of your life!

[whothehelldoyouthink]

DEAL!
[Kamina does wonder if he has any super secret weapon with the way Ricks talking!]