homeless forever

[nofear]

Quick! What's the situation?

Well, I seem to no longer be in my spherical ... sphere, and that's a-okay! It means I can do what I'm made to do -- adventure! There's a lot of danger out there in those games and I intend to fight it all. You know, put it all right for the little ladies there.

So, why don't you go send me off to one of those games and I'll get to settling business?

Any time now.

Comments

[soabirdcameand]

Oh, good to leave an impression, after you hijacked my brain and all that, nice to be remembered.

No, no, I think it's fine without you handling anything, handle-free, here.

[nofear]

For the good of everyone, it had to be done!

Guess she taught you a lesson you won't soon forget. Turned over a new leaf and all that, huh?

[soabirdcameand]

Pretty sure I wouldn't define it as required, you know, personally. I mean, see the point of it, big ol' me, makin' a bit of a mess, won't deny it, her trying to fix things up, but I think a better route could've been taken.

Ahhh, yeah. That leaf, flipped right over. Laying right on its stomach, absolutely. Not the best way to get sunlight, you know, for a leaf, but making do.

[nofear]

Yeah. The route should of been me handling it and the little missy not getting involved in the mess at all!

Guess I'll accept that, being the great guy that I am.

[soabirdcameand]

Oh, what were you going to do, blow more things up? I had that covered quite well, thank you very much.

[Wheatley that is not something to brag about]

[nofear]

No. I'd handle you like a man would. Beat you up. Save the damsel. Ride off into the sunset, and leave those other two spheres to the fire.

[soabirdcameand]

Ride off on what? [Most important part]

[nofear]

... on me!

Yes, I'd carry her off into the sunset!

[soabirdcameand]

Oh, there's an image. Carrying a human? Got the roles a bit mixed up, there.

[nofear]

Not at all.

Man's supposed to carry ladies off out of danger.

[soabirdcameand]

[Tryyyyying to envision her getting carried

...nope]

You sure that's a steadfast rule?

[nofear]

'Course.

The main rule for adventurers.

[soabirdcameand]

Written down somewhere, is that. Seems a weird choice to have at number one.

[nofear]

It ain't written down anywhere. It's just common knowledge. Not at all like those stupid facts that bore goes on about, but somethin' that everyone knows in their heart.