oh god this is actually a real thing and I am so sorry

[spaceborn]

Mun. Mun. Mun. Mun. Hey. Hey mun.

Gotta. Gotta level up. Level up in space. Master the arcane arts. Space arts. A-alchemy. Smithing. Enchanting. Space enchanting. Gonna. Gonna fight dragons. Space dragons. In space. Gotta go.

Call me Spaceborn. Foretold. Gotta learn space Thu'um, fight dragons. Ssssspace. Space Ro Dah. Gotta do it. Seven thousand steps.

To space.

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[spaceborn]

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Seven thousand steps. Destiny's waiting. Space destiny.

[killervocabulary]

Um.

I have already climbed the steps to High Hrothgar...

[Aaaaaaaawkward stare. What peculiar sort of Dwemer handiwork is this?]

[spaceborn]

[GASP]

A-already there. In space. Got the voice. Gonna use it. Fight the space dragons.

F-fus. Fus roh. Fus rohhnnngnhSPACE.

[killervocabulary]

[Ginia is just going to hoist you up by the handles, Space Core, and stare more.]

What is 'space'?

[spaceborn]

Space. Space. The best. Stars. Galaxies. Comets.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Come to space. Dragons in space.

[killervocabulary]

...

[And so, the Dragonborn set off to find an expert on Dwemer artifacts, as she had no earthly idea what this device spoke of.]

[spaceborn]

Hey. Hey. Hey. Lady. Lady. Wait. Wait. Dragonborn. I'm Spaceborn. Space. Born in space. Take me back to space.

[killervocabulary]

[Wait, what. What.]

Spaceborn, how do you know who I am?