canon is foster's home for imaginary friends

[macdaddy]

What?!

But I don't want to go to some creepy town where I'll never see my friends or family again! Who would?

This is messed up and I'm not going through with it. You can't make me. I'll...I'll call the police or something!

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[dashingrainbow]

They don't listen to threats, kid.

[macdaddy]

[mac is at least used to talking colorful unicorn types, though this is the smallest one he's seen to date.]

Why not? They should be scared of the police, right?

[dashingrainbow]

The police don't listen to people like us.

[macdaddy]

What, do you mean because you're an imaginary friend? That's not true at all! You have rights just like anybody else.

[dashingrainbow]

Imaginary friend? What are you talking about? I'm as real as you are.

[macdaddy]

Yeah, that's what I mean!

[dashingrainbow]

I mean, I have a mom and dad. I was born in Cloudsdale.

haha i dont have adequate icons for this yet

[macdaddy]

Oh, did your creator have a boyfriend or girlfriend? That's cute!

lol

[dashingrainbow]

[FACEHOOF] I don't HAVE a creator. Gah kid, I'm a real life pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash. I know you humans have a hard time with believing I'm real and stuff, but this is just annoying.

[macdaddy]

That's what I've been trying to say! I know you're real! All imaginary friends are, just like humans.

[dashingrainbow]

I. AM. NOT. AN. IMAGINARY. FRIEND! [now you got her pissed] I'd NEVER see one of you humans before I came here. YOU'RE not real in my world!

[macdaddy]

[uh oh, mac knows what happens when you piss off the talking horses. he puts his hands up in a placating manner.]

No, look, what I'm trying to say is that in this case imaginary doesn't mean fake or not real, it just means that you were created from someone's imagination! It's not a bad thing!

[dashingrainbow]

I would kick you, but clearly you've been hit too many times and are brain dead, so listen up. Equestria is a land ruled by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. We are earth, unicorn and pegasus ponies. I live in a town called Ponyville. Where we are RIGHT NOW, you're not home, you not in a world, you are no where. I can't begin to understand how we all got here[it hurts her head] but I am NOT from you world. There are no humans anywhere where I am from.

[macdaddy]

Riiiiiight. [clearly this pony is in serious denial. he should have seen it sooner!]

Uh, sure. I got it. No kicking required, okay?

[dashingrainbow]

UHG!! You're hopeless. Whatever. [Dash is leaving before she bites you]

[macdaddy]

[this is probably for the best, since Mac sounds really girly when he screams and runs away and it's embarrassing.

as it is he kind of...waves at her...]

Bye! Weirdo...

[dashingrainbow]

[yep, she heard that. She's back and kicks you in the butt before going away again. Friendship may be magic, but this just called for your butt to be kicked.]

[macdaddy]

Wha--ow!!

[when will he learn? well, the kick to the butt probably just took his "muttering insults when the other person can still hear you" education to a new and lofty height.]