canon is foster's home for imaginary friends

[macdaddy]

What?!

But I don't want to go to some creepy town where I'll never see my friends or family again! Who would?

This is messed up and I'm not going through with it. You can't make me. I'll...I'll call the police or something!

Comments

[dashingrainbow]

I would kick you, but clearly you've been hit too many times and are brain dead, so listen up. Equestria is a land ruled by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. We are earth, unicorn and pegasus ponies. I live in a town called Ponyville. Where we are RIGHT NOW, you're not home, you not in a world, you are no where. I can't begin to understand how we all got here[it hurts her head] but I am NOT from you world. There are no humans anywhere where I am from.

[macdaddy]

Riiiiiight. [clearly this pony is in serious denial. he should have seen it sooner!]

Uh, sure. I got it. No kicking required, okay?

[dashingrainbow]

UHG!! You're hopeless. Whatever. [Dash is leaving before she bites you]

[macdaddy]

[this is probably for the best, since Mac sounds really girly when he screams and runs away and it's embarrassing.

as it is he kind of...waves at her...]

Bye! Weirdo...

[dashingrainbow]

[yep, she heard that. She's back and kicks you in the butt before going away again. Friendship may be magic, but this just called for your butt to be kicked.]

[macdaddy]

Wha--ow!!

[when will he learn? well, the kick to the butt probably just took his "muttering insults when the other person can still hear you" education to a new and lofty height.]