dear_mun | "it is easy to run circles around him"

[ Completely and utterly baffled by technology as usual and totally disgruntled. ]

Aiee, who is this woman, irmão? She's very rude, asking me such personal questions when we've just met.

I think she's a criminal. ( Leans closer to whisper, ) I think she's a cannibal.

[ What. What.

Cue the big sister tone: ]

Espanha, don't talk to cannibals on the internets!

Aaay!!! ( Covering her mouth. ) Don't say it out loud! If she thinks we know, she might come after us.

[ Grumbling while she moves his hand away. Then muttering to him: ]

You should have gone to the polícia with this kind of information, idiota.

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I tried! I couldn't find one!

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Who were you talking to?

She says her name is "Cleverbot." ( Whispering, ) I think its an alias though.

An alias? Why would she do that? I thought all the girls liked you...

Well, she did confess her feelings to me earlier. . .

Oh! Then--why are you suspicious?

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...Hispania, I don't see a lady anywhere. Just words.

[ You kids and new-fangled technology. ]

Cleverbot! She told me she was a woman!

Have you actually seen this woman? You don't know for sure until you have tangible proof!

[ Tangible proof that you've... examined for yourself, in person. Very intimately. ]

She wouldn't show me any pictures.

( BUT SPAIN YOU CANT JUST ASK A GIRL FOR PICS OUT OF THE BLUE. )

[ PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, TOÑO ]

Then what's to say this isn't some man masquerading as a woman?

SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME!

( SAVE SPAIN, MR. RABBIT. THE FATE OF THE NATION IS WITH YOU. )

Give it a few minutes, she'll forget! I told her my name five times or something!

Oh.

Oh.

It worked.

( BLESS YOU, LOTTI'S HUSBAND, BLESS YOU. )

See! She's crazy! She even told me she had hooves and kept changing the subject!

Asked me all kinds of stupid things and wanted to know if I was wearing mittens and spying on her or something!

Talking on the computer!

Don't ever do it, Cuba.

Why the hell shouldn't I?