"it is easy to run circles around him"

[pasodoble]

I don't think I like talking to her very much, miss.

( She's really confusing and Spain isn't even sure if she's really who she says she is. )

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[sheshipsit]

[ Completely and utterly baffled by technology as usual and totally disgruntled. ]

Aiee, who is this woman, irmão? She's very rude, asking me such personal questions when we've just met.

[ciao]

Who were you talking to?

[patria]

...Hispania, I don't see a lady anywhere. Just words.

[ You kids and new-fangled technology. ]

[pasodoble]

I think she's a criminal. ( Leans closer to whisper, ) I think she's a cannibal.

[pasodoble]

She says her name is "Cleverbot." ( Whispering, ) I think its an alias though.

[pasodoble]

Cleverbot! She told me she was a woman!

[sheshipsit]

[ What. What.

Cue the big sister tone: ]

Espanha, don't talk to cannibals on the internets!

[ciao]

An alias? Why would she do that? I thought all the girls liked you...

[patria]

Have you actually seen this woman? You don't know for sure until you have tangible proof!

[ Tangible proof that you've... examined for yourself, in person. Very intimately. ]

[pasodoble]

Aaay!!! ( Covering her mouth. ) Don't say it out loud! If she thinks we know, she might come after us.

[pasodoble]

Well, she did confess her feelings to me earlier. . .

[pasodoble]

She wouldn't show me any pictures.

( BUT SPAIN YOU CANT JUST ASK A GIRL FOR PICS OUT OF THE BLUE. )

[ciao]

Oh! Then--why are you suspicious?

[patria]

[ PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, TOÑO ]

Then what's to say this isn't some man masquerading as a woman?

[pasodoble]

You see. . . ! ( Spain can't tell him she's potentially a cannibal. Even Spain knows that's a bad idea. ) I don't think she's. . .

( Vague hand movements like, you see but yeah and you know its like this but????? )

You know?

[ciao]

YOU DON'T THINK SHE HAS HANDS???

[pasodoble]

( Opening mouth.

Shutting it.

Hmm. )

Well, she doesn't seem dishonest. . .( And she said Spain could trust her but Spain isn't so sure. Spain will ask some more. )

Roma! She knows who I am!

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[pasodoble]

What?

[sheshipsit]

[ Grumbling while she moves his hand away. Then muttering to him: ]

You should have gone to the polícia with this kind of information, idiota.

[pasodoble]

( Looking at his hands and Italy and back and back again. Italy how did you even get that from-- )

She has hands!

[pasodoble]

I tried! I couldn't find one!

[ciao]

Okay. That's a lot better!

[ He is just staring at this point ]

So [ Looking down. Then back up, then back at you Spain ] what was the problem?

[srslynotarabbit]

IT TOLD ME IT WAS A HORSE AND THEN SAID I WAS A COMPUTER!!

[patria]

[ Still doesn't look like a woman to him, but this is an interesting turn of events... ]

I think one of the other nations might be playing you for a fool.

[pasodoble]

She. . . ( Think of something. ) Ay.

( Placing both hands on Italy's shoulders and looking him straight in the eye, )

Do not talk to women on the internet, Veneciano.