choo choo one more on the bandwagon | Voice Test

[boomeregg]

 Okay lass, lets come to an understanding here. 

I'm a busy bunny! Now that North's season's finally done, I gotta get my tail in gear to get ready for Spring! For Easter! For my day! There's egg blooms to plant, paint to mix, and I'm beefing up the security in the Warrens since that whole Pitch incident, too. I got hundreds of thousands of miles of tunnels to inspect! I got work to do; I don't have time to go running off to some jellyjar or whatever you call it. 

It's not that I don't appreciate your discerning tastes in selecting me, of course. But get any ideas of sending me off somewhere right outta that thick head of yours! I'll open a tunnel right under that computer of yours and see how well you do it!

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Two Bunnies in one night? It's Christmas on the 30th!

[2cool4guardian]

A tunnel just for her, huh. So you want her to be your bunniet? [That's totally a word, shut up. Jack nudges him, teasing.] I didn't know you have it in you, Bunny!

Someone better alert all the North-muns

[boomeregg]

[Bunny bounces back a step, rubbing at the spot on his fur where a certain cold, bony elbow was.]

Had a few too many snowballs to the head, Frost? I'm tryin' to get rid of that damn contraption of hers. [Beat.] Besides, if I wanted to court a sheila, I'd just put on the ol' Bunnymund charm and have her swooning all over the place!

We could do with one to keep these two from killing each other

[2cool4guardian]

...the ol' Bunnymund charm?

[Hello, this is Jack facepalming. Way to take a joke too literal] I never thought I'd ever say this to you of all people, but. TMI, Bunny. TMI.

And deprive the world of this quality entertainment?

[boomeregg]

...Oi!

I'm talking about flowers, mate! Flowers! Not a girl alive that doesn't appreciate a pretty flower!

[Thump thump! Why, there's a bouquet of fresh daisies in hand.]

[isolophobia]

Beefing up security? How sweet! I'm touched.

[boomeregg]

Touched in the head, ya mean.

[Low hanging fruit, obvious opening, ya ya.]

At least one of us is capable of learning lessons from their failures.

[isolophobia]

A pity only one of us has the patience required to make use of it.

[ Wink! And it's not the tunnels that you need to worry about, Cottontail~. ]

[boomeregg]

I didn't know "patience" was the same thing as "stuck in a hole under a bed".

[onthenaughtylist]

You look even more grumpy than usual, cottontail. That must be some sort of record.

Discerning tastes, uh?

[boomeregg]

Didn't know you were keeping track of me like that Frost.

Yeah, it takes a keen mind to be able to keep up with the likes of me! Not everyone's got that kind of speed!

[onthenaughtylist]

Oh yes my whole existence revolves around you and your eggs. [Wait that sounds really wrong.] Nevermind.

I bet you can't run very fast with frozen paws.

[boomeregg]

[Yes lets abandon that line of thinking before it goes too far.]

I can run fast with frozen paws or one arm tied behind my back!

[memoryguardian]

Now that's not very nice, Bunny. I'm sure your mun won't interfere with your big day.

[Bunnymunds are so aggressive to their muns! She thinks that getting along is much easier, but to each their own.]

[boomeregg]

[Oh thank Spring, Tooth!]

She better not! If she's willing to put her favorite "muses" into a dark city with no sun at all, there's no telling what'd she do to me!

[memoryguardian]

[That doesn't sound like a fun place to be stuck at all. And sending favorites there? That's even worse! (Tooth's thoughts do not reflect the mun's at all.)]

Now calm down, Bunny. I can't say for sure your mun won't send you somewhere worse because, well, they like to do that. But it might not be all that bad...? [Well, she tried.]

[hypothermia]

Jamjar, Bunny. It's an "RP term". [airquotes] Plus, I don't think we're gonna get much of a choice.

[boomeregg]

Jamjar, jellyjar, it all goes on toast.

[Harrump.]

Yeah, yeah, I've heard. Does't mean I can't make my displeasure known.

[hypothermia]

... I think it's different, Bunny. I don't think so many people would be so upset about it if it really were all about sugary fruit preserves.

[Jack stands up on his tippy toes and pats Bunny's shoulder]

Now, now. Let's not say stuff like that. You might make it worse. After all, I heard your mun has a weakness for cute little wascally wabbits.

[sometimesapet]

[Wow....that is certainly a large furry thing...

Thyme approaches carefully, sniffing it's ankles first. Was this a friend? Or something to chase?]

[boomeregg]

[Bunnymund is a giant, quasi-immortal Spirit of Spring and Guardian of Hope who's been doing his job for centuries now, but he's still a rabbit at the heart.

Which is why cats make him twitch. Just a little bit. Just a teeny, teeeny bit.]

Aaahhhhahahaa...um. [Slowly kneeling down and extending a hand to the thing. Dunno if it'll be nice or transform in a yowling dervish of fur and claws.] Hey there, kitty. Kitty kitty.

[sometimesapet]

[Thyme cocks her head as if trying to work out what he was saying. She looks at the hand for a moment before moving to sniff at it curiously. You sure smell like a rabbit but you're awfully big. The fingers smell a little bit sweet though, like candy. So she gives them an experimental lick.

Finally, she just sits at his feet, looking up. Hello.]

[bunny_ears]

Some muns seem to know that trapping a seasonal monarch or anything close to one is a pretty terrible idea.

[Have twenty-something woman in a superhero costume, one obviously patterned after rabbits (judging from the ear headband and the sewn-on tail... well, if you ignore that whoever designs superhero costumes seems to think spandex leotards are appropriate wear to fight evil]

[boomeregg]

[Well...this is...unexpected. Give Bunnymund a moment to look this sheila over. He gets that its a costume, but Bunny's not quite aware of superheroes.]

You'd think so, wouldn't ya? ["Seasonal Monarch" sounds really good, too. He likes that.] Are...you a fan of mine or something?

[bunny_ears]

Just a superhero whose handlers thought 'the Velveteen rabbit' was a cute theme.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

Egg...blooms?