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This is good for a lark isnt it? Things sure are going to get confusing though. Im not the only jake in town.

And i do mean literally in the place we all live in not some quaint figure of speech that calls to mind a louis lamour film and vying for the sheriffs post in the town square or summat. Though i wouldnt turn him down for a duel or a bit of friendly competition if its true what they say about his moves with a pistol!

I digress. As i was saying there are two of us jakes and then two jacks on top of that and how anyone is going to sort us all out one from another i dont know. Still it should all be a trip. Have you SEEN those mountains? Maybe ill be the first to entice them to spill all their secrets haha.

I guess dirk is going to be there isnt he? I know you wont let me avoid him but i think you should at least acknowledge that im not doing it to hurt his feelings. I just wanted my shit sorted out before i opened my mouth you know? Especially after all the times ive put my foot in my mouth with janey. Though whats even the point of saying that i dont want to say anything when hes just going to see that i said it. Blast this public forum!

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esscuse u jake
i believe youre forgetting an integral part of ppl who r in a state of being there
u got da dirkgoggles
oh ps i hear the mountains are full of teenage boy chasin creepers so
watch ur cute butt up there mister
use the buddy system
carry mace!!!

Edited 2012-12-29 22:40 (UTC)

You see what i mean about the foot and the mouth and all that. There are a lot of equally important things underfoot and as you can see im so preoccupied with a choice few of them that i plumb forgot about all the other ones. But no more! It would do a gentleman just fine to see your shining visage on the regular.
A gentleman being me.
Now whats all this about shady characters?

Edited 2012-12-29 22:49 (UTC)

ooh mr english oooohhhh
ok ur off the hook
4 NOW
but yeah theres some straight up career kiddiesnatchers in them thar hills or so i hear
p basic
woods
scary
like hide yo jakes hide yo dirks

Well they do sound like some serious neerdowells but i fancy myself a man of action and one who doesnt put up with such shenanigans. I wont be hiding anything except maybe some super secret back up guns heh heh.

idk bro i think we should recon this motha 1st
scope it out so u dont wake up dead
like i no ur max level gun bamf or w/e but this place
talk about s k e t c h

This is the first im hearing this! The picture that was painted for me was of an idyllic setting just ripe for adventuring with no such horrible villainous types to speak of. Not that i doubt your expertise on the matter i mean you are really on the up and up when it comes to knowing things about things.

im on the up and up and UP
ive got eyes n ears errywhere
eyes n ears up the wazoo
places u dont even WANNA know
i mean its no batterwitch but i aint takin chances u feel me

I do feel you! Er. Metaphorically.
Youre like our own personal mega spy. Like a saucy james bond. Pretty top shelf business for a girl.
Oh! So word on the street is im going to have my island back where were going. I can finally give you a look around without all that bothersome space time distance in the way.

The offer still stands.
On LOTAK, if we ever get back there.
And here. Or wherever.
I mean,
When you're over Stridoverload.
Let me know if the mountains have any cool secrets to spill. I guess I'll check them out myself, too.
By myself.
No fucking sprites or ARs or anything here.
Kind of quiet.

Well shoot. I dont really know what to say dude. And i think thats been sort of the problem? Ive kind of rehashed a lot of hypothetical responses all the times that youve messaged me so its not strictly accurate to say that i was ignoring you. Just nothing ever hit me as a real sockdolager of a response.
But it appears we are at an impasse if i cant summon up the nerve to say something.
Im making a mess and not really saying anything now am i? Just a lot of stuff and nonsense and prattling on heh heh.
Um. I do want to see you i think. I have to say that as hard as its been for you with all this radio silence its not been a peach for me either. I am used to talking to you almost every day and not doing that has been a little off the trolley so to speak.

Edited 2012-12-30 01:00 (UTC)

I know I was overbearing.
It's fine.
The not having anything to say.
Sort of.
If you'd just said, in the first place.
I would have backed off.
I guess I can still back off. If that's what you want.

I think the backing off quota might be full up for the day. If only because if i stop talking i might not know how to start again?
I wont lie some of your messages were kind of taxing in the frequency department but i understand that you might not see it that way given that youve been alone for so long. Not that i blame you i could easily have got that way myself. I just think perhaps our differing expectations for this relationship were never really discussed and thats something that probably should have happened.
Maybe they dont even differ that much theres just something getting lost in translation here? The point is man i dont know. Everything happened rather suddenly between us and i must admit i havent had a breather to process it until now.

I'm sorry.
I guess I just thought it would be fine.
Broventures and quest and shit just seemed like the right way to start.
I thought you were enjoying it, too.
I wouldn't have pushed.

I was!
Not to say that im not enjoying myself now. I mean obviously right this very moment im feeling a bit off and frazzled about things but on the whole. The part of the whole where i do see you.
Ahem.
I might have said something to the girls about not being sure if i wanted to carry on with this. But what really takes the mick out of me is im not sure i want to call it quits either? Im not sure what i thought this whole going steady thing was going to be like. Im not even sure what i wanted it to be like um...
But youre a very intense guy you know and its just a bit difficult. I mean i thought your robot was a real ride to be around but it turns out the real strider experience is about ten times as extreme.

It's mad extreme.
I know.
Hal and I had that talk before it got even more extreme.
At least I'm not trying to kill you or anything.
I saved your ass a few times, even, for a change of pace.
It's fine.
It's a big town.

The most extreme even. Id venture to guess nothing could possibly top it. Your robotic creation certainly tried to kill me a few times though and considering he has your brains and all that rubbish i think thats a little like you trying to kill me.
Now that i think about it i am feeling a bit peckish for a good scuffle and no one delivers in that department like you do.
But im getting unfocused here.
Im not telling you to get lost... To be honest i dont even really think you would if i did. I just want things to be a little different from what they were.

English.
How many times do I have to tell you.
It wasn't to kill you, it was to make you stronger.
Or some other gay quote that got fucked up in The Dark Knight.
And I already said I'd shut up and let you figure it out.
So it can go back to like it was. Except without all the broverberingness.

I dont think youre fully cognizant of the kind of vicious trouncing he liked to give me! He had a mind of his own i tell you.
Anyway the thing is ive been futzing around here all by my lonesome this whole time and it isnt doing fuck all. I think this situation weve found ourselves in might owe something to how im never sure what it is you think. Everythings all machinations and calculated moves with you and while thats capital and youre just the guy for solving puzzles with youre kind of a puzzle yourself.
I mean i had to hear from your glasses that you wanted to be with me at all. All i had were my incredibly accurate suspicions and you were too busy having your pen in too many plots to confirm them yourself. And consequently i dont think i ever really knew what you expected from me?

My mind of his own.
Have to be more careful with who I give that out to.
The glasses spoke out of turn.
That was bullshit, I know.
But same end result.
And sort of same guy.
So.
I don't know what I expected.

But its not the same end result is it? I cant help but think we wouldnt be here if things had gone differently but then again i suppose all the heroic shenanigans and goings on you pulled that day were more vital to us as a group than indulging me.
No i dont even suppose. I know for a fact seeing as how it was a real matter of life and death for really everyone except me.
For a number of reasons i dont think i want to break up. Did i say that already? Well that ones my final answer notarized and everything. Just try not to be too alarmed when i do have to pull a little disappearing act to catch my breath.

I guess I thought you'd like that.
Being the hero.
But.
You said that.
And you're really already pulling it.
And I wouldn't call myself alarmed.
I'm not trying to push.
But you said it yourself, dude.
What happens when we both shut up and I back off and three more weeks go by without saying anything?
I don't know.

Well i am aware final answer means ive got to man up and do something about it. It would be pretty unsporting of me to say a thing like that and then leave things to stagnate between us anyway.
I suppose that means ive got to stop acting so grummy and see you face to face sooner rather than later.

When you're ready.
Don't push it, bro.
Just remember
I'm here.

I know. Youre being a top lad about it. Im not sure i deserve that but one day this will all be water under the bridge and we will hardly remember it happened.
Youre probably going to say it counts as pushing it but i do want to lay something on the table. As i was telling roxy you now share the same time and space with me AND my island. So it seems im in a prime position to show it off for once.

The next planet can be the Land Of Bridges And Water Under Them.
LOBAWUT.
Maybe.
And I guess it is pretty prime.
No Dirksembly required to show up, this time.