dear_mun | going to distantskies!

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going to distantskies!

Well? Aren't you supposed to start writing that application now if you really wanted to send me there?

[ Crossed his arms over his chest, clearly wasn't impressed. ]

I guess it's better than the places you'd sent me before, though. The city- world thing looks nice and I can go home whenever I wanted.

No, it's not like I'm "excited" or anything. You're imagining things again. I'm just...glad that I wouldn't be stuck somewhere lame. Like London, for example. Or Death City. You have dubious taste when it comes to choosing a home for me. [ Frowns. ] Now start "conquering" that app thing. You're really lazy ever since the holidays started, you know?

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Hey, it can only go one way here.

Also it's not helping your case. [ Pfft. ]

Who said so? And I didn't say that to help my "case", because I don't have one.

Pardon? It's just, like, you're making your denial so clear, but whatever.

I do see why you would be excited though. That place has a pretty intriguing concept...

I'm not denying anything. Why do people insist that I'm denying something?

[ Answer: it's because you are denying something, Iceland B| ]

Yeah, it's atypical. Usually they put you somewhere lame and boring and you're stuck there forever until they bailed you out, right? But this one isn't. Mun says you should consider going there as well.

... Now, Iceland, I have already indicated that we'll be casting that debate away. [ LIKE STOP MAKING IT SO CLEAAAARRRR IT'S EMBARRASSSSIING IF NOT FUNNY. ]

Yeah, I catch your drift. Though you have to admit, some have pretty cool perks despite, like, the stuck there "forever" tidbit. Also, I think my mun is considering it, but not entirely sure--as usual.

I don't see any indication of that.

[ He couldn't possibly missed it. Hong Kong must be imagining things, again... ]

Well, yeah, but the sucky part still outweighs the good part. And some games doesn't have any good part at all.

My mun said that you'll get all sorts of cool things. Like a dæmon.

You just want me to keep talking about it, huh. [ He sees how it is!! ]

I get it, I get it. You've been through quite the amount of games that you didn't fully enjoy with your puffin thing and you're going to have a wicked time at distant skies, yeah?

[ But you can't eat a dæmon--I mean... ] This enabling is doing well at distracting my mun from the telly, keep going.

No, I'm stating a fact. Stop imagining things.

[ Clearly Hong Kong is delusional because he keeps imagining things. ]

Not really. None of those games allowed me to bring my puffin. My dæmon wouldn't a puffin, anyway.

[ /hipstershrug ]

And it's distracting my mun from sleeping. But she was the one who started it, so let's keep going anyway.

Uh-huh. [ He's just going to lazily nod with a skeptical look. ]

Then what would it be? [ Let him imagine a geyser monster or those weird fairies that England says exists. ]

Sleep is for the weak as they say. [ Mun disagrees!! GO TO BED. ] But yes, carry on with your conquest since you want me there so much.

That look doesn't help your case, you know.

[ Once a delusional lunatic, always a delusional lunatic... ]

Something awesome. I'm not allowed to say because it's "top secret", said mun. [ THERE. SATISFIED? ] Of course it's for the weak. My mun knows someone who haven't slept for four days straight.

[ This is a true story. And tags kept distracting me from sleeping... ]

See? You're delusional. Get some help before it evolves into full-blown crazy.

What do you mean? I have always look at you like this. Stop imagining things, Iceland. I'm starting to worry...

Is it a yeti? [ In all seriousness, 'cept not. ] So does mine, except I guess that's how art majors live. One of them had this weird lazy eye, you should have been there.

[ No, go to bed. He isn't going to react to that last bit and just nod lazily as if he didn't catch that. ]

Now you just sound plain creepy.

[ And he even backs off a bit just to prove his point. ]

I'm not Tibet, idiot. [ Look of disapproval!!! ] What do you mean by "you should have been there"? I never have such thing as "weird lazy eye". I think you meant you have been there.

[ Obviously he's not the lazy, insomniac one here... ]

My mun says that that's how all college student live, but art majors take it to the extreme. And she agree with me that you should get yourself some help.

[ Nooo I didn't want to, and Iceland is lying about the last part, shhh. ]

Really? Maybe I should have said that in a more heartfelt way. [ Yeah, no. ]

Stop being prejudice. Tibet by all means can be, like, represented by other things that isn't a yeti. [ ... Iceland, that wasn't what he meant so he's going to snicker behind his sleeve. ] I was trying to say that you should have been there to see it, not that you should be one of them.

Actually, I would be interested in some help in making a translator. [ One that translates tsundere Icelandic into normal sentences. ] It would be beneficial for all.

You definitely should. It'd give me a perfect chance to hit you in the head with a hammer.

[ Said with a p- p- pokerface, as per usual. ]

Stop being prejudiced, too. I, by all means, can be represented by other things that isn't a yeti, a puffin, or a demon. [ Oh, don't think he doesn't notice that. He'll give Hong Kong a deeper, more ~*meaningful*~ look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ It's all because he always suspected the worst from Hong Kong. ] Ridiculous things like that maybe interest you, but it doesn't interest me. So stop trying to convert me, okay?

[ And now he's just going to play the "not interested" card. ]

You can't create anything if you insist in maintaining your crazy, you know. [ Unfortunately, even his mun isn't sure if a translator that specialised in translating tsundere Icelandic could translate whatever Iceland said. That's just the rough outline of the hardship that is interpreting his words. ]

Hm... Decisions, decisions, decisions. [ You mean p-p-puffin face-- ]

I don't think I have ever said that it would be those specific things in that kind manner. I was just, like, wondering, that's all. [ He stops snickering to give Iceland a more questionable look before handwaving. ] Yes, obviously I was trying to convert you into Ridiculousism. Such a sharp one as yourself can only see through my devout words.

Why are you calling me crazy again? [ Tilting head now. IT WOULD AT LEAST BE AN EARNEST ATTEMPT. ]

If you're having a hard time deciding, just let me hit you with a hammer.

[ That is specially reserved for his puffin. So they'll have matching expressions. Isn't that awesome or something. ]

And I was just, like, making your implications explicit, that's all. [ Translation: maybe you never said so, but you were implying it. ] I'm an anti-Ridiculousism. Of course I can unmask your lies.

[ Two can play the game, bro ]

Because you are. [ YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. ]

Hmmm... [ Still thinking here! Thinking about alllllll you have said, but he's probably wondering what's for dinner

Nevertheless, he looks quite thoughtful--well, the puffin face would be cute to say the least.

Let him have another moment here. ]

You know, we derailed the enabling far off its course. Take responsibility. [ This is to hide the fact he wasn't closely paying attention for a bit. ]

What, no way. Mun finds it amusing, anyway. [ You're not fooling anyone, dude. ] You're not paying attention at all to the things I said, aren't you? Which is why you're blatantly trying to change the topic.

[ Okay now he really feels like smacking Hong Kong's head with a hammer. ]

Take responsibility, Iceland. [ SHAKES BY THE SHOULDERS.

He's still ignoring the rest of that though. Sheesh, where is the dere. ]

[ SMACKS LIGHTLY AT THE HEAD and shrugs you off casually. ]

There's your "responsibility". [ Hope you enjoys it, there is no such thing as dere. ] Actually I'd ask if you preferred it with Coke, but then I remembered that I'd rather keep those Coke to myself.

[ Meanie. He squishes Iceland's face for that. Where are your manners, boy? ]

Iceland-dia dia will not share his Coke! Oh, whatever will I do.

[ A pause as he continues to squish some more. ] Not like I'm missing out on too much.

[ WHAT THE HELL Iceland will casually swats off his hands from his cheeks. And by "casually", the mun means "in the rude-est manner ever known to nationkind". ]

You should cry. [ /deadpans ] And you actually missed out a lot.

[ By the way, he will keep his distance now. kthx. ]

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going to distantskies!

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sorry, I totally missed this B|

NO PROBLEM--what's with that face... it is like grudging

no it's the hipsterfrown face

take your hipster shades off and frown normally

i can't because the hipster charter said so

oh i see how it is :T

yes, blame it for everything >:|

i will also bill it for everything

as you should

it's going to be a lot of food

it's okay, it's not like i'm the one who's paying for it

won't they go after you with debt

of course not, but the united hipsters would probably look for you w/ pitchforks & torches

I EAT HIPSTERS FOR BREAKFAST

oh that's good, because I eat people like you for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and afternoon snack

i give horrible indigestion and have also been classified as a poisonous species

perfect! i'm immune & your kind is my favourite food, actually