going to distantskies!

[deadpans]

Well? Aren't you supposed to start writing that application now if you really wanted to send me there?

[ Crossed his arms over his chest, clearly wasn't impressed. ]

I guess it's better than the places you'd sent me before, though. The city- world thing looks nice and I can go home whenever I wanted.

No, it's not like I'm "excited" or anything. You're imagining things again. I'm just...glad that I wouldn't be stuck somewhere lame. Like London, for example. Or Death City. You have dubious taste when it comes to choosing a home for me. [ Frowns. ] Now start "conquering" that app thing. You're really lazy ever since the holidays started, you know?

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of course not, but the united hipsters would probably look for you w/ pitchforks & torches

[deadpans]

What, no way. Mun finds it amusing, anyway. [ You're not fooling anyone, dude. ] You're not paying attention at all to the things I said, aren't you? Which is why you're blatantly trying to change the topic.

[ Okay now he really feels like smacking Hong Kong's head with a hammer. ]

I EAT HIPSTERS FOR BREAKFAST

[blakeana]

Take responsibility, Iceland. [ SHAKES BY THE SHOULDERS.

He's still ignoring the rest of that though. Sheesh, where is the dere. ]

oh that's good, because I eat people like you for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and afternoon snack

[deadpans]

[ SMACKS LIGHTLY AT THE HEAD and shrugs you off casually. ]

There's your "responsibility". [ Hope you enjoys it, there is no such thing as dere. ] Actually I'd ask if you preferred it with Coke, but then I remembered that I'd rather keep those Coke to myself.

i give horrible indigestion and have also been classified as a poisonous species

[blakeana]

[ Meanie. He squishes Iceland's face for that. Where are your manners, boy? ]

Iceland-dia dia will not share his Coke! Oh, whatever will I do.

[ A pause as he continues to squish some more. ] Not like I'm missing out on too much.

perfect! i'm immune & your kind is my favourite food, actually

[deadpans]

[ WHAT THE HELL Iceland will casually swats off his hands from his cheeks. And by "casually", the mun means "in the rude-est manner ever known to nationkind". ]

You should cry. [ /deadpans ] And you actually missed out a lot.

[ By the way, he will keep his distance now. kthx. ]