Voice Testing

[donthesitate]

 I can't let you do this, mundane.

[Someone's not happy they were picked up as a muse.]

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[toppomeranian]

Miss Mun wants me to tell you that was a bad joke but I think I must've missed it.

[pause]

WELCOME!

[donthesitate]

[What even are you. Why aren't you in pilot's clothing.]

It wasn't a joke.

[Well, I thought it was funny.]

[toppomeranian]

[It wasn't, go to your room.]

I'm Missile! I'm a Pomeranian!

[He doesn't even care about the joke at this point, all he knows is that he's talking to a big doggie and that's exciting.]

[donthesitate]

[Okay ): ]

Missile, huh.

Not a bad name, if I say so myself.

[And you're a dog, what could go wrong.]

So what can ya tell me about this place?

[toppomeranian]

[Wolf, your rival/enemy/whatever is a fox. A lot could go wrong.]

It's very big and there's a lot of people I still need to greet. Sometimes you even get to go to the games!

[donthesitate]

[Yeah well you can't fly a plane.]

Games, huh?

Can't say I'm fond of crowded places.

[toppomeranian]

[Yeah, well, shut up.]

Most of the games are actually really big! There's enough room to run around and no one will even yell at you!

[falcoff]

[Guess who's creeping on you at this very instant, Wolf.]

You say that too often.

[donthesitate]

[Despite working with Leon for YEARS, the hair on the back of his neck stands up.]

Hmph. And you say that like it's not well deserved.

I've got more important things to do than be stuck here.

[falcoff]

[Wouldn't be the same if he didn't creep you out, boss.]

We're all stuck here. Not so bad though, except I haven't gutted anything.

[donthesitate]

All of us? Let me guess, Panther's off in a cafe attempting to hook up.

[If this place even has cafes.]

's gotta be a new record for ya.

[falcoff]

Nope, haven't seen him. Wouldn't put it past him.

Fool.

[donthesitate]

Fool, yes. But his piloting skills are unmatched.


You know. Aside from me.

[all_range_mode]

If your mun didn't say "we'll just see about that, Star Wolf", I'll be sorely disappointed.

[donthesitate]

Well, I'd hate ta disappoint ya, pup.

[You're here too? Well that makes his job easy.]

[all_range_mode]

Darn, and here I had my hopes up and everything.

[no he didn't really]

So, someone's stuck with you in their head, huh. How's that workin' out for you?

[donthesitate]

[Look at this face, Fox. This face says it all. It's picnics and rainbows and cotton candy all day long!]

...

Quaint.

Mundane's got quite the eclectic taste.

[all_range_mode]

[ARE THERE BUTTERFLIES AND KITTENS TOO?]

That so. Any plans to stick you anywhere, or are you just stuck floating around in headspace for a while?

[donthesitate]

[YOU KNOW IT, BRO. BRING THE APPLE PIE, I'LL BRING THE WATER BALLOONS.]

Figure my mundane'll poke her head around with me for awhile. Somethin' pops up? She might be interested.

Somethin' about more free time now that the holidays are over.

[curse_of_power]

Sulking does not suit you, Wolf.

[donthesitate]

[Oh, that voice makes him straighten up. Even if he's not overly fond of you, he's...he's respectful.][A snort.]

Just statin' facts.


...Not even you could escape this?

[curse_of_power]

It's all a matter of perspective. Here, I have access to my every incarnation, across time and space and have access to new worlds to conquer.

Surely this is better than anything Tabuu or your ape-ish employer had in store, is it not? Here, at least you are the master of your own fate.

[donthesitate]

You think you got the chops to pull something like that off, buddy?

...

[The hairs on the back of his neck stand up at Tabuu's name. Oh that certainly was an adventure...]

[curse_of_power]

[He holds his hand so that the Triforce of power shines brightly for Wolf to see.]

I wield the power of gods. I am the manifestation of a Demon King's hatred. What hope does a human stand against me?

[Yeah, and Gannondorf is still pissed Tabuu was using his BFF the Master Hand like that.]

[donthesitate]

[Okay, he'll smirk at your confidence, Ganondorf. It was always your best quality from the short time they collaborated in Smash.]

Obviously a good selling point. Specially for a mercenary like me.

[Always better to side with the devil than be in his path.]