Voice Testing

[donthesitate]

 I can't let you do this, mundane.

[Someone's not happy they were picked up as a muse.]

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[toppomeranian]

Miss Mun wants me to tell you that was a bad joke but I think I must've missed it.

[pause]

WELCOME!

[donthesitate]

[What even are you. Why aren't you in pilot's clothing.]

It wasn't a joke.

[Well, I thought it was funny.]

[toppomeranian]

[It wasn't, go to your room.]

I'm Missile! I'm a Pomeranian!

[He doesn't even care about the joke at this point, all he knows is that he's talking to a big doggie and that's exciting.]

[falcoff]

[Guess who's creeping on you at this very instant, Wolf.]

You say that too often.

[donthesitate]

[Despite working with Leon for YEARS, the hair on the back of his neck stands up.]

Hmph. And you say that like it's not well deserved.

I've got more important things to do than be stuck here.

[donthesitate]

[Okay ): ]

Missile, huh.

Not a bad name, if I say so myself.

[And you're a dog, what could go wrong.]

So what can ya tell me about this place?

[toppomeranian]

[Wolf, your rival/enemy/whatever is a fox. A lot could go wrong.]

It's very big and there's a lot of people I still need to greet. Sometimes you even get to go to the games!

[donthesitate]

[Yeah well you can't fly a plane.]

Games, huh?

Can't say I'm fond of crowded places.

[falcoff]

[Wouldn't be the same if he didn't creep you out, boss.]

We're all stuck here. Not so bad though, except I haven't gutted anything.

[toppomeranian]

[Yeah, well, shut up.]

Most of the games are actually really big! There's enough room to run around and no one will even yell at you!

[all_range_mode]

If your mun didn't say "we'll just see about that, Star Wolf", I'll be sorely disappointed.

[donthesitate]

Well, I'd hate ta disappoint ya, pup.

[You're here too? Well that makes his job easy.]

[donthesitate]

All of us? Let me guess, Panther's off in a cafe attempting to hook up.

[If this place even has cafes.]

's gotta be a new record for ya.

[donthesitate]

...No one, huh?

[Even if he might slightly be kind of a jerk?]

That's pretty useful information, pup.

[all_range_mode]

Darn, and here I had my hopes up and everything.

[no he didn't really]

So, someone's stuck with you in their head, huh. How's that workin' out for you?

[toppomeranian]

No, my name is Missile.

[falcoff]

Nope, haven't seen him. Wouldn't put it past him.

Fool.

[donthesitate]

Fool, yes. But his piloting skills are unmatched.


You know. Aside from me.

[donthesitate]

[Look at this face, Fox. This face says it all. It's picnics and rainbows and cotton candy all day long!]

...

Quaint.

Mundane's got quite the eclectic taste.

[donthesitate]

...Right. Missile.

But you're still a pup.

[toppomeranian]

No, I told you! I'm a Pomeranian!

[all_range_mode]

[ARE THERE BUTTERFLIES AND KITTENS TOO?]

That so. Any plans to stick you anywhere, or are you just stuck floating around in headspace for a while?

[donthesitate]

[YOU KNOW IT, BRO. BRING THE APPLE PIE, I'LL BRING THE WATER BALLOONS.]

Figure my mundane'll poke her head around with me for awhile. Somethin' pops up? She might be interested.

Somethin' about more free time now that the holidays are over.

[donthesitate]

[UGH YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD AS THE FOX.]

...I know.

A Pom pup.

[all_range_mode]

[dude can't have a picnic without super soakers]

Right, that whole free time thing. My mun's been hiatused in her game all month. I haven't minded the break, personally. She's always looking for ways to get me shot at or blown up.