Sarah Rainmaker (
sarah_rainmaker) wrote in
dear_mun2012-12-28 02:12 pm
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Okay so maybe I'm being selfish. But it's your fault for introducing us! Okay yes I haven't seen her in a while but...[there's a bit of a sigh]
It's just not fair.
And by the way don't think I didn't notice! HAM! You had HAM for chirstmas dinner! Do you know what they do to those pigs in those places!!? And DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOUR USE OF PAPER PLATES! Your recycling plastic does not make you exempt from other forms of waste! And I don't want to hear about the "expensiveness of the meat free lifestyle". IT'S NOT MORE EXPENSIVE THAN YOUR SOUL.
No I am not making too big a deal about this. You knew what you were getting into when you picked me up. Now you're stuck with me and if I cannot picket then I will make sure at least you are doing better for your planet than you have in the past. Why do you think you get sick so much? It's all the garbage you put into your body.
Damn straight you're going to start shopping at the farmers market again. That headache you have is me electrcuting the nerve endings in your temples.
It's just not fair.
And by the way don't think I didn't notice! HAM! You had HAM for chirstmas dinner! Do you know what they do to those pigs in those places!!? And DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOUR USE OF PAPER PLATES! Your recycling plastic does not make you exempt from other forms of waste! And I don't want to hear about the "expensiveness of the meat free lifestyle". IT'S NOT MORE EXPENSIVE THAN YOUR SOUL.
No I am not making too big a deal about this. You knew what you were getting into when you picked me up. Now you're stuck with me and if I cannot picket then I will make sure at least you are doing better for your planet than you have in the past. Why do you think you get sick so much? It's all the garbage you put into your body.
Damn straight you're going to start shopping at the farmers market again. That headache you have is me electrcuting the nerve endings in your temples.

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[Sorry, what? He's too busy chewing on a delicious hamhock to hear you.
It makes a great accompaniment for the beer, you know.]
Oh damn all the rage over here >D
He's used to stirring up strong emotions in the womenfolk :D
Ah, what rudeness I show. Care for some?
I'll just bet >D