I'm hardly either one of those things. [Sorry, you only got the one 'will use Allen Walker instead of beansprout' card and it was used already. You know, three months ago.
—Chances are he'll be ignoring his for the most part. Until, you know, things have to happen.
And he'll probably ask you what the hell is happening the awkward...]
...but scree—WHY WOULD YOU ASK HIM THAT?? IT'S AN UNAVOIDABLE SEX DRIVE. DEAL WITH IT. STUBBORNLY AND IN DENIAL, BUT... just deal with it please without involving him at all why even.]
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feignedindifference, actually:] 'Allen.' Are you deaf as well as slow?[... At least here there are no identifying objects. Just the tattoos that slowly darken regardless of... well. It's all rather discreet, actually.
—at least it could always be worse! That's something to be a little grateful for, right?
sob]If you're here arguing with me you can't be doing anything about it, can you?
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—Chances are he'll be ignoring his for the most part. Until, you know, things have to happen.
And he'll probably ask you what the hell is happening the awkward...]
I don't see you helping.
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...but scree—WHY WOULD YOU ASK HIM THAT?? IT'S AN UNAVOIDABLE SEX DRIVE. DEAL WITH IT. STUBBORNLY AND IN DENIAL, BUT... just deal with it please without involving him at all why even.]
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—oh.
...never before...]
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Game face: on. Merrily.]
I'll distract her, you destroy all evidence there was ever an application.
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Ugh why does there even need to be sex at all. why.
—but oh hey this can actually work for him.] Fine. Just. Do your thing.
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