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I'm not even impressed with these ideas of yours. I'm not some loser's pet wolf, got it?

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Look, if you feel uncomfortable thinking of me when you're with someone else, no skin off my nose.

I'm not thinking about you. Ever.

Not even while we're talking? That who the hell are you calling Thumper, if not me?

You knew what I meant. You're not even nearly as cute as you think you are.

You have no idea how cute I think I am.

So you're delusional too? Huh. That explains a lot.

I might not think I'm cute at all and instead be putting up a false front of bravado and worthiness.

No, sorry. That's not me.

I'm not falling for your supposed games, Stilinski.

Though if this is how you think you get people into bed, no wonder you're a virgin.

I'm not trying to get you into bed. Frankly, you have way too much ego and self interest to be any good for a poor innocent and virginial boy looking for a good start in the wide world of sexual escapades.

You would be damn lucky to have me get you started. Well, maybe not. You couldn't handle it. You'd spaz out, hit your head and then I'd be blamed for killing you with sex.

I can already picture it. You'd be all, Wham, bam and back to the Porsche, man.

No wonder the muns think you need a bit of pressure to do things right.

You could learn road head and skip the having to go back to the Porsche. It's a good lesson for you to learn.

That isn't what they're thinking. They're into torment and torture!

Okay, so I don't presume to know what a mun thinks. They're all crazy like Peter.

They really are. Seriously on this... Is this something you want?

Look at it from my point of view, Jackson. There are several possibilities going on for me. This is the one I favour over the others. Because the others? Not such good endings for me. I will let you suffer if it means I can avoid Peter's dead, creepy grip.

So I'm just not the dead guy. Yeah, that really makes me feel all warm and fuzzy towards you.

No, you're not the dead guy playing mind games with me. Seriously, It's not meant to make you warm and fuzzy. You asked if I was okay with it. I'm not so much 'okay' as 'willing to play if it avoids me that fate'.

Seriously, Stilinski, you should be counting yourself lucky. You couldn't do this good on your own if the muns weren't in this.

Seriously, Whittemore, I don't consider you that good.

Danny? Danny, I'm that lucky.

You? If you don't think you're worth anything, why do you imagine I would?

Because you're not putting up a fit to stop this. Honestly, I think the lady doth protesth too much.

I told you. Doing this or being broken apart by Peter. You rate above Peter. Well done, in that regard, I completely want you.

Completely want you if the alternative is Peter molestations. Well done, you proved how hot under the collar you make me.

Fuck off, Stilinski. I don't need your shit.

You'll be back.

Only if she makes me.

Because I know how fucked up you are. And I'll accept that anyway.