dear_mun | (no subject)

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I'm not even impressed with these ideas of yours. I'm not some loser's pet wolf, got it?

I can already picture it. You'd be all, Wham, bam and back to the Porsche, man.

No wonder the muns think you need a bit of pressure to do things right.

You could learn road head and skip the having to go back to the Porsche. It's a good lesson for you to learn.

That isn't what they're thinking. They're into torment and torture!

Okay, so I don't presume to know what a mun thinks. They're all crazy like Peter.

They really are. Seriously on this... Is this something you want?

Look at it from my point of view, Jackson. There are several possibilities going on for me. This is the one I favour over the others. Because the others? Not such good endings for me. I will let you suffer if it means I can avoid Peter's dead, creepy grip.

So I'm just not the dead guy. Yeah, that really makes me feel all warm and fuzzy towards you.

No, you're not the dead guy playing mind games with me. Seriously, It's not meant to make you warm and fuzzy. You asked if I was okay with it. I'm not so much 'okay' as 'willing to play if it avoids me that fate'.

Seriously, Stilinski, you should be counting yourself lucky. You couldn't do this good on your own if the muns weren't in this.

Seriously, Whittemore, I don't consider you that good.

Danny? Danny, I'm that lucky.

You? If you don't think you're worth anything, why do you imagine I would?

Because you're not putting up a fit to stop this. Honestly, I think the lady doth protesth too much.

I told you. Doing this or being broken apart by Peter. You rate above Peter. Well done, in that regard, I completely want you.

Completely want you if the alternative is Peter molestations. Well done, you proved how hot under the collar you make me.