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dear_mun2012-12-27 05:12 pm
dealwith_them) wrote in dear_mun2012-12-27 05:12 pm
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birthday boy wants presents ~
STFU, don't try pull out numbers on me.
You know what they say, doll. Men ripen like alcohol. The older, the better the fucking. Experience and all that shit.
So. Best present this year? A high class hooker. And she better look a-fucking-lot like this. With straw and coke and all. Fucking yum. Don't you just want to fucking eat that? Beats a cake.
Better start working on that, like right now. I'm so horny I'm gonna fucking die.
LOL, I'd rather die fucking.
You know what they say, doll. Men ripen like alcohol. The older, the better the fucking. Experience and all that shit.
So. Best present this year? A high class hooker. And she better look a-fucking-lot like this. With straw and coke and all. Fucking yum. Don't you just want to fucking eat that? Beats a cake.
Better start working on that, like right now. I'm so horny I'm gonna fucking die.
LOL, I'd rather die fucking.