Mun has been wearing the shipping goggles an awful lot lately

[fortunefail]

What the hell is the matter with you? I understand the Valentine's Day experiment is drawing closer, but that is no excuse for what you're plotting. Not to mention what you're putting me through outside Luceti.

Your behavior is absolutely disgraceful.

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[skirtcladgunner]

Could be worse--mine never stopped doing that! Being actively shipped with three people should be the least of your worries, Yuan~ that number could be a lot bigger. ♥ [The only reason she's being playful and not spiteful is because she likes you, Yuan.]

[fortunefail]

[Actually it's four people. ... Possibly five. But those last two aren't serious shipping, so they don't count.]

Oh, is that so? How many people are you currently being shipped with, then?

[skirtcladgunner]

Four, at the very least. [Now that tone is getting a bit less peppy.]

[fortunefail]

That isn't so much worse than my situation.

[skirtcladgunner]

There are a few others she ships me with, but not really actively. Besides, at least one of the people you're frequently shipped with isn't Mithos.

[fortunefail]

[Oh, if only Tori knew that there is a tiny bit of Yuan's mun that ships him with Yggdrasill. But Yggdrasill/Kratos gains priority over that one.]

You should be careful around Mithos. He won't hesitate to kill you, should the opportunity arise.

[Not that it means anything in Mafia games, where everyone is forced to kill everyone anyway, but... Well, you know.]

[skirtcladgunner]

[Tori's mun ships that, too. >:D]

...don't you think I know that? [She's aware of it, but who's to say that sometimes she doesn't have a death wish in those games?]

[fortunefail]

No, I don't think you do.

[Having a death wish is one thing, cavorting with Mithos is another thing entirely.]

[skirtcladgunner]

Wow, I didn't know it mattered that much to you. [There's no sarcasm in her voice.]

[fortunefail]

Did you really think I would stand idly by while Mithos destroys more lives?

[Because this is about stopping Mithos and not about protecting Tori. Yup.]

1/2

[skirtcladgunner]

...no, I guess not.

[Trying not to sound disappointed. Even if Yuan did care about her, he wouldn't admit it anyway...] But it's not like he can do much to me in that hellhole of a game, right?

2/2

[skirtcladgunner]

Not that it really matters. I don't have feelings for Mithos.

[And there's the tsun that she has in common with Yuan.]

/threadjack

[batmobilethief]

Well, from what I've heard, Trunks ships her with the both of us.

And has told Jeb as much.

[He looks SERIOUSLY AMUSED by this. Lololol.]

[fortunefail]

[Is that a jaw drop? Yes, that is a jaw drop.

Damn you, Trunks!]

T-that's just preposterous!

[batmobilethief]

[GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE

Trollolololol, darling. Trollolololol.]

[fortunefail]

[Edward.

Get out.]

[batmobilethief]

[Oh, using the birth name, now? You're so cute when you're mad.

Giggle.]

i love you so much, man

[skirtcladgunner]

I really wish Trunks wouldn't tell people that I have a thing for older men.

Especially when the person he's telling is Jeb. [Sorry Daddy Riddler, she isn't as amused.]

duuuude. ilu2. <3

[batmobilethief]

[He's still totally grinning as he kisses her forehead, affectionately.] Worry not, my moonshine-- I'm sure everyone knows you have a thing for young men.

Very young, slender men with long hair.

[Named Mithos RIDDLER IS INNOCENT OF ANY SUCH IMPLICATIONS.]

<33

[skirtcladgunner]

[She calms down a bit, smiling. But that doesn't mean she won't pretend to not pick up the implication that was there:]

Yeah, of course. After all, I do love Jeb~ ♥

<333 /1up

[batmobilethief]

Yes, Jeb, most certainly! Along with certain others I could name.

[Teaaaaaaasing. <3]

muahaha~

[skirtcladgunner]

No, pretty sure there's only Jeb. [But the blush betrays her. Always.]

[batmobilethief]

[Riiiiiight, darling. He grins and strokes her hair.]

Whatever you say, moonshine.

[skirtcladgunner]

[POUT.]

Why can't you and Yuan just believe me?

[batmobilethief]

Because it's so much more fun to tease you, love.

[He giggles at her and kisses her forehead again.]