Mun has been wearing the shipping goggles an awful lot lately

[fortunefail]

What the hell is the matter with you? I understand the Valentine's Day experiment is drawing closer, but that is no excuse for what you're plotting. Not to mention what you're putting me through outside Luceti.

Your behavior is absolutely disgraceful.

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[batmobilethief]

I don't know, I rather like it.

[fortunefail]

[Oh no. Oh hell no.]

You-! Stay out of this!

[skirtcladgunner]

What are you, new? Jeez, Yuan. [Being around for almost a decade has left her very acquainted with her own mun's obnoxious shipping habits.]

[fortunefail]

My mun's spent four years attempting not to make a fool of herself with her nasty fangirl habits. [She has slipped up a couple of times, yes, but never this bad.]

I'm not about to let her throw all that hard work away.

[batmobilethief]

Or what shall you do to me?

[WINK WINK. Yuan should know by now that Riddler enjoys every reaction.]

[fortunefail]

[Yuan looks very unamused. Must they have this discussion in a place so public? As if the Mafia games aren't bad enough already.]

I'm warning you. Don't test my patience.

[dashingrainbow]

I'm luck my mun doesn't ship me with anyone.

[fortunefail]

[Oh, it's another one of those colorful talking horses. Yuan's seen those around before a couple of times.]

Indeed. Count your blessings while they last.

[skirtcladgunner]

Could be worse--mine never stopped doing that! Being actively shipped with three people should be the least of your worries, Yuan~ that number could be a lot bigger. ♥ [The only reason she's being playful and not spiteful is because she likes you, Yuan.]

[fortunefail]

[Actually it's four people. ... Possibly five. But those last two aren't serious shipping, so they don't count.]

Oh, is that so? How many people are you currently being shipped with, then?

[skirtcladgunner]

Four, at the very least. [Now that tone is getting a bit less peppy.]

/threadjack

[batmobilethief]

Well, from what I've heard, Trunks ships her with the both of us.

And has told Jeb as much.

[He looks SERIOUSLY AMUSED by this. Lololol.]

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

Well, it can't be as bad as what mine intends to do when he comes back.

[[Hiiiii, it's Taka, AKA this Souji's mun. (tvorbust/tvorcrash, if you need a memory jog! |D;) I actually am planning on returning with the next app cycle, so they'll be able to establish much more CR this go-around. |3]]

[batmobilethief]

Ahhhh, but it's marvelous, how far it doesn't stretch!

[He is so giggling at you now, Yuan.]

[fortunefail]

[Is that a jaw drop? Yes, that is a jaw drop.

Damn you, Trunks!]

T-that's just preposterous!

[fortunefail]

That isn't so much worse than my situation.

i love you so much, man

[skirtcladgunner]

I really wish Trunks wouldn't tell people that I have a thing for older men.

Especially when the person he's telling is Jeb. [Sorry Daddy Riddler, she isn't as amused.]

[fortunefail]

[It's another one of Yuan's not-really children! The only one missing to make that Luceti Valley family complete, even. Shipping problems are put aside for a moment and Yuan smiles lightly.]

You'll be returning to Luceti, then?

[skirtcladgunner]

There are a few others she ships me with, but not really actively. Besides, at least one of the people you're frequently shipped with isn't Mithos.

[fortunefail]

You understand that your presence here is undermining the point I was trying to make, don't you? If anything, it's making the situation even worse.

[Because now his mun is grinning like a maniac, eerily similar to the Riddler himself.]

[batmobilethief]

[GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE

Trollolololol, darling. Trollolololol.]

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

Yeah. Probably the only good I'm gonna get, though, is doing things I wasn't able to do last time.

[Like, say, making more S-Links, and delving further into his new ones. :|]

[fortunefail]

[Oh, if only Tori knew that there is a tiny bit of Yuan's mun that ships him with Yggdrasill. But Yggdrasill/Kratos gains priority over that one.]

You should be careful around Mithos. He won't hesitate to kill you, should the opportunity arise.

[Not that it means anything in Mafia games, where everyone is forced to kill everyone anyway, but... Well, you know.]

[fortunefail]

[Edward.

Get out.]

[skirtcladgunner]

[Tori's mun ships that, too. >:D]

...don't you think I know that? [She's aware of it, but who's to say that sometimes she doesn't have a death wish in those games?]