spoilers in comments, perhaps?

[krypton]

I don't know what I expected.

Comments

[xenon]

He he.
Well dirk whatever it was any of us were suspecting its a pretty shady situation one way or another.
*rimshot*

[tipsygnostalgia]

lmfao nice one jake
highest of fives

SOB... i do plan on still tagging you at bakerstreet!!

[krypton]

Hey, Rox.
Sorry about the responder and it's own fuckin' stupid responder.

lmfao its ok! i was browsing canon tag thought i'd drop in :v

[tipsygnostalgia]

its not your fault you were occupied with all those emotional probbies
then again hes technically you so i guess it is your fault?
but like i said you didnt know so were back to it not being your fault
bah who the fuck knows youre the philosophical and theorizing one here
i guess it doesnt really matter but holy shit
point is
for a pair of rad and awesome looking shades he can be annoying as fuck at times

and i'm glad you did! i also stalk the tag a lot too haha

[krypton]

One way or another, it's basically my fault.
Kind of regret not smashing him when I had the chance.
At times?
Did you mean: "Every waking moment of my life?"

8) i was going to post out of boredom but NOT ANYMORE..

[tipsygnostalgia]

i know you probably thought about smashing it a lot of times before but i know it must be a hard thing to do since its sort of like smashing yourself?
and more importantly you would be minus one pair of shades to hide behind

[xenon]

Haha! Now theres the perfect little lady for a little punnage. Of course a high five being the greatest of honors from the queen of double meanings.
Which is to say.
*Epic lalonde english high fives*

i feel out of place in here w/o my neon account name :c

[tipsygnostalgia]

those rolal high fives are not easy to come by
better make this one last so we can both fully appreciate it
are you ready





*high fives* B)

hey also theres probably a whole bunch of slim shady jokes we can sneak into this thing somehow
how much time do u think i should give him before i start telling them to him

i would give my left leg for the neon account on a roxy tbh

[xenon]

Hot dog!!!

Id say give him a little breathing room before giving him the pun walloping of his life.

i know! :c

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok im gonna give him like...
a whole five mins

btw dont think ur off the hook mister!!
youve been causing even more trouble than the mullet!
(thats what were calling the responder now its sort of a long story)
(okay its actually not you can see it like right under this thread)
our groups got 99 problemz and jake english is 90 of them

omg jake no

[krypton]

Oh my god.
Good one, though.

[xenon]

Dirk someone has to say it.
Not quite the pun master that our dear lalonde is but i think even you could appreciate a little ironic attempt.

[krypton]

I'll give you an A- for effort.

[xenon]

Owch buddy bit cruel with the minus wouldnt you say?
Well better than the c+ i wrestled last time around.

[krypton]

Change last time's from a C+ into a C-.

[tipsygnostalgia]

whatever could have been expected pretty sure it wasnt THAT
hey more importantly tho did u see that part where your responder totally ganked my sweet pickle metaphor and then fucked it up by dirk-ifying it
it sounded at least 30% less cool than mine did

[krypton]

Yeah, I know. That's a stupid Thing it does.
Constantly.
Though I'm not sure if "Dirk-ifying" it made it sound lame.

[tipsygnostalgia]

sorry but im going 2 have to be straight with you and say it did because my version was way better
but i guess thats not what you want to hear seeing as youre stridering about your rooftop having some sort of mental breakdown
lets go for halifying it instead its more accurate
btw why is the whole evil supercomputer thing still a thing
it stopped being funny and ironic about five months ago
this isnt like skinny jeans or plaid shirts where some time later they suddenly become cool + relevant + popular once again
the hal thing is like
the mullet
of the ironic joke world
its never okay

[krypton]

That is probably the best description I've heard of the responder yet.
Unfortunately he's not the type of mullet you can just shave off and strut around in a new hair style.
He's the type of mullet that's wearing skinny jeans, plaid shirts and is taking a piss on whoever he wants.

[tipsygnostalgia]

no matter how hard society tries it just cant get rid of it
loathing its own creation
lol hey that was pretty much a perfect description wasnt it
so hey ur responder is basically this guy



wait no its missing 1 thing



i dont want to hurt his feelins tho so maybe when were talking about him later on we should just start discussing "the mullet" nudge nudge

[a_bit_too_dapper]

I suppose the same could be said for many situations involving this game.
Mr. Strider I presume?

[krypton]

Couldn't agree more with you, bro.
Yeah, I'm Strider.
How do you know my name, though?

[a_bit_too_dapper]

Alternative timelines and I only really know your last name.
My name is Jaspers Frigglish Lalonde.
I have a friend by the name of Cal Strider.

[krypton]

[ !!!!!! ]

Woah.
Cal? As in Lil' Cal?
Fuck yes.

[a_bit_too_dapper]

Yes although we have more of a connection with your genetic parents from another timeline than yourselves we are human versions of some individuals with some connection to you.
For instance I have been informed that I am Roxy's cat in your timeline.