Happy Holidays guys from the Grinch himself

[medicalhell]

Dear mun,

Well deck the halls with balls of 'I don't give a crap'. So you wait until Christmas day to drag me back out from the depths of smutty fanfics, pairings, sex games, and ships, well whoopie! Looks like someone is going down with this ship.

And just tell me mun, what have you accomplished so far this year or month that would even matter having me talk about? Oh nothing aside from pestering Spidey-boy a few times and well having to deal with your 'Marie Antoinette' feels.

( he pauses a bit and sits up from his chair and stretches. )

Oh well will you look at the time, I have places to be and placed to go. Unlike you, I actually have a life and a partner whom I refuse to name at the moment in fear of being attacked by all the fangirls who ship me with Dorian. Oh and by the way, Happy Holidays.

Comments

[hforhologram]

I don't know what you're complaining about, it could be worse you know!

You could be dead. And a hologram. [Rimmer, stop complaining to the doctor person.] I'm just pointing out the large holographic elephant in the room.

[medicalhell]

Let me guess the holographic elephant in your room is you trying to be a bad ass of sorts. Well tough luck Dumbo, I've got bigger things to worry about besides terrible players.

[hforhologram]

[folding his arms] What's that? Your big giant inflated ego perhaps? [Kettle: meet pot]

[medicalhell]

No, because I don't have inflated self esteem, I just have a sensible style of speaking that may or may not shoot you down.

[hforhologram]

Shoot all that you want. [grumble] Not like I can be hit by anything anyway...

[medicalhell]

( he chuckles a bit. )

How amusing.

[hforhologram]

[sarcasm] So glad you're finding my own demise amusing. Anything else I can entertain you with? Stand on my head maybe? Recite Shakespeare?

[arach_nerd]

Yeah, I dunno why you do that. Making fun of movie-me is like making fun of a basset hound.

[medicalhell]

( a pause and a turn before perry shakes his head and gaps and then just flat out turns on the white girl voice. )

Oh my god!

( and cue to turning it back off. )

Sadly you're not the version I'm talking about but thanks for the information.

[arach_nerd]

I'm aware, thanks. I've bugged the version you're talking about more'n a few times myself. Pun not intended.

He's from an AU so.

[newbiewarden]

[He's been staring at this man for a long, long time. Nevermind the fact that he just heard his name from this man:]

You remind me a lot of First Enchanter Cox.