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dear_mun2012-12-25 08:01 pm
medicalhell) wrote in dear_mun2012-12-25 08:01 pm
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Happy Holidays guys from the Grinch himself
Dear mun,
Well deck the halls with balls of 'I don't give a crap'. So you wait until Christmas day to drag me back out from the depths of smutty fanfics, pairings, sex games, and ships, well whoopie! Looks like someone is going down with this ship.
And just tell me mun, what have you accomplished so far this year or month that would even matter having me talk about? Oh nothing aside from pestering Spidey-boy a few times and well having to deal with your 'Marie Antoinette' feels.
( he pauses a bit and sits up from his chair and stretches. )
Oh well will you look at the time, I have places to be and placed to go. Unlike you, I actually have a life and a partner whom I refuse to name at the moment in fear of being attacked by all the fangirls who ship me with Dorian. Oh and by the way, Happy Holidays.
Well deck the halls with balls of 'I don't give a crap'. So you wait until Christmas day to drag me back out from the depths of smutty fanfics, pairings, sex games, and ships, well whoopie! Looks like someone is going down with this ship.
And just tell me mun, what have you accomplished so far this year or month that would even matter having me talk about? Oh nothing aside from pestering Spidey-boy a few times and well having to deal with your 'Marie Antoinette' feels.
( he pauses a bit and sits up from his chair and stretches. )
Oh well will you look at the time, I have places to be and placed to go. Unlike you, I actually have a life and a partner whom I refuse to name at the moment in fear of being attacked by all the fangirls who ship me with Dorian. Oh and by the way, Happy Holidays.