Help me with this voice-test. You're my only hope :|

[willnotbreak]

Look. I don't know what you're trying here, Mun, but if you think I'm going to go along with this whole thing willingly, then you're sadly mistaken.

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[parsecs]

[Oh, all the awkward.] Hey, I'd like to see you do better, highness. Seriously, I'm waiting.

[willnotbreak]

Wait a little longer, scruffy. [A beat, as she takes in his full appearance.] A lot longer.

[parsecs]

Scruffy? [Han gives her a wounded look.] Come on, don't pretend you're not crazy about me.

[willnotbreak]

Don't flatter yourself; I don't even know you.

[parsecs]

[He figures she means doesn't know him well. Because obviously they know each other.]

Come on, after everything we've been through? You and I both know that's not true.

[willnotbreak]

[It's okay, Han. She will.]

I have no idea where you get your delusions from, laser brain. [Oh, how familiar.] I think I'd remember meeting someone as... charming as yourself.

[parsecs]

Darn right, you would. [Wait.] You're telling me you don't? Come on, Leia, it's me.

[willnotbreak]

[Her eyes narrow, and her chin raises.] How do you know me?

[parsecs]

[He crosses his arms.] Rescuing you from the Death Star ring any bells?

[willnotbreak]

Not one rescue has even sneezed near my cell-door, flyboy.

[parsecs]

[.........]

You're on the Death Star. Now.

[willnotbreak]

Well, it's not like I had anywhere better to be. [She doesn't want to sound bitter, but...]

[parsecs]

Well, don't get comfortable, your worshipfulness. You're in for one hell of a rescue.

[willnotbreak]

Let me guess: from you and your dream team of bandits?

[parsecs]

About as far from my dream team as you can get, princess. An old guy and a kid. [Who is... Leia's age. But Leia's more mature and less whiny!] It was the kid's idea. You sent Kenobi a droid.

[willnotbreak]

[And at that, she almost relaxes.] So he got the R2-unit. Good.

I didn't expect General Kenobi to bring anyone along, though.

[parsecs]

Hey, don't look at me, I was just there to fly the ship. And I only helped rescue you for the reward, sweetheart. Nothing personal, just gotta make a living.

[willnotbreak]

So charming.

But thanks, I suppose. For the future. [She eyes him warily, with a raised eyebrow.]

[parsecs]

Then you were so moved by my heroism you fell head over heels in love with me.

[willnotbreak]

[Well that's--

She blinks, momentarily stunned by his abruptness, before scowling.] I'm certain that's only in your dreams.

[parsecs]

Oh, highness. If I'd dreamed you up you'd be a hell of a lot less stuck-up.

[willnotbreak]

[She rolls her eyes, angry, embarrassed color rising to her cheeks.] Anything else?

[parsecs]

You'd probably put out more.

[willnotbreak]

[ Is that a small, sharp hand stinging sharply across your face, Han? I believe it is!]

Who do you think you are, you-- you--

[parsecs]

[He laughs and catches her hand before she can drop it.] I'm a scoundrel, princess. Last I checked you liked that about me.