He lives again! ... sort of.

[fuknfreelancers]

... no. No.

Get. The fuck. Away from me. You had your chance and you blew it, so you and your little group of friends can go back to playing with those new, totally not as awesome as me, losers. I don't want anything to do with you, The Director, any little glowing fuckers, a bazillion Washingtons... just no.

Fuck you.

You suck.




AND STOP FUCKING LISTENING TO THAT SONG!!

Comments

[big_blue_boyscout]

I get the feeling things haven't been going your way, have they?

[fuknfreelancers]

[... seriously?] Uuuuuuuh yeah. Thanks for letting me know you were listening. Otherwise I'd probably just be talking to myself.

[big_blue_boyscout]

[Seriously.]

Sorry if I just dropped in out of nowhere. Couldn't help but hear.

[fuknfreelancers]

Really? Bet that happens to you a lot.

[Don't mind him. He's naturally belligerent.]

[big_blue_boyscout]

Actually, it does. I can hear almost everything on the planet.

[A continent away, someone's out Christmas caroling with their friends. He can hear a motorboat's engine cut out as it coasts in to the dock. He can even hear the drunken laughter of it's owner from the other side of the world]

It wasn't easy to learn how to tune it all out. When I was a kid, it was terrifying, hearing the whole world.

[lonestar_noble]

[Snrk.]

Having problems, Church?

[fuknfreelancers]

No, today is just the most amazing day of my life.

[sigh] Nice to see you're still hanging around.

[lonestar_noble]

Ah, the ever vaunted sarcastic stylings of Leonard Church. Good to see those made it into your programming.

[Small snort.] Yeah, better than being dead. Though I could do without the two plasma sword scars in my side. Things burn like a mother fucker.

*dusting off a rusty Church*

[boomofo]

You too dude?