muse is mad

[legendofthenight]

So you're back, like the fickle rat you are.

Don't call me a brat! You forgot about me for months, too busy writing the blue numbskull, the freak who has a boner for his sister, Gumi's stupid samurai brother, and their weird lesbian tenant that lives with them. And that weird robot-themed idol, and her stupid teacher neighbor, and the lady that sings at the bar!

If you like them so much why don't you make accounts for them, huh?! The only reason you're playing me right now is because you're lazy.

Shove your stupid "headcanon" back in the box, I don't want to play with you anymore.

Comments

wow two pikos. One pissy and one idek. xD

[usb_tail]

You mean Len-kun?

[WHO ARE YOU. ]

IDK I always saw asshole Piko instead of happy shota piko, haha

[legendofthenight]

One of them, yeah.

[Kaito, Len, Gakupo, Lily, Miki, Kiyoteru, and Meiko, if you're playing along at home. Also Luka, who he doesn't know. He looks you up and down.]

Not a bad cosplay.

This will be painful xD good thing this isn't that kind of piko :3

[usb_tail]

[Staring at you.]

What are you talking about?

omg it will be beautiful regardless, piko party

[legendofthenight]

You're dressed as me, right? My #1 fan?

[PIKO NO]

Awesome! Hope their usb tails dont get tangled xD

[usb_tail]

I am you.

[PIKO WHY? ]

or their ahoges

[legendofthenight]

...what?

Are you serious?

Then there will be a bad time D:

[usb_tail]

Yes? Isn't that clear?

[legendofthenight]

...

The multiple universe thing?

Fine. Tell me about yourself.

[usb_tail]

What do you want to know?

[legendofthenight]

I don't know, uh...

What's your daily life like, what do you do? Are you an idol and a student, too?

[usb_tail]

Well, I'm an android. I sing plenty of songs for Master. Does that mean you're human?

[legendofthenight]

[WHY IS EVERYONE A ROBOT]

Yeah. [he looks a little lost] I... wait, you don't just sing because that Master guy tells you to, do you?! You need to value your talents if you're me!

[mikus]

Ah, Piko's really mad isn't he!

[legendofthenight]

You would be too if mun forgot about you for eight months!

[or if you were kind of a bratty egotistical fifteen year old idol to begin with]

[mikus]

Mun-chan forgot about Miku for months too but Miku isn't mad at her!!

Piko just needs to calm down!!

[legendofthenight]

[Okay he's upset, but... this isn't anything Miku needs to get upset over. He might not know her well (she hangs out with Rin, right? And that other older lady in pink?) but he's never heard anything bad about her at all, besides the fact she's a little bit of a space-case.]

[So he tries to calm down, since she's getting upset and that's not really any fun to see.]

Okay, okay. I'll stop yelling, I promise.

[mikus]

Ehe, good! Piko's actually a lot cuter if he isn't yelling at everyone all the time!

[legendofthenight]

I'm not cute.

I'm manly as hell.

because making another D_M post seems obnoxious

[variousfeelings]

Y'know, I never thought your complaining would get us anywhere, but here we are!