ohmygod what am I doing aaaaaaaaa

[lovesbobbydarin]

Hey, Miss Mun, why's it called a 'voice-test'? My voicebox works just fine! Mr. Reed gave my whole chassis a look-over after the thing with the syrup, so you don't have to worry about that at all! Besides, if this is about writing me properly, shouldn't it be called a... a 'how to write for The Jon so he actually sounds like The Jon-test' or somethin'?

It's not as hard as you think. All you have to do is listen.

You'll do fine. Look, I'm even wearing my lucky Bobby Darin underpants! We can't go wrong!

[NO THE JON, WE DON'T NEED TO SEE PROOF]

Comments

[mustardole]

[WAS THAT THE MAGIC WORD?]

[malfunctionbot]

[NO NO NO WAIT FOR THE SPINE TO ARRIVE]

[mustardole]

[AWWWWWWWWWWW]

[malfunctionbot]

[IT'LL BE REAL FUN, QWERTY. JUST KEEP THE CONDIMENTS IN CONTROL A LITTLE BIT LONGER, PLEASE.]

[mustardole]

[........

...............


.. OLE'.]

[malfunctionbot]

[...this is acceptable.]

[mustardole]

[FIESTA!

LOL.]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[OHMYGOSH DO WE GET HATS?? Please say there are hats!]

[mustardole]

[ALL OF THE HATS

THEY WILL BE GOTTEN.

ADDING A VERY BIG AND COLORFUL SOMBRERO TO THE JON.]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[THE JON'S DAY HAS JUST BECOME TEN TIMES BETTER AND IT WAS A PRETTY GREAT DAY TO BEGIN WITH]

Ole!

[mustardole]

MUSTARD?

[QWERTY is always prepared for parties. ALWAYS.

well almost always. Sometimes there's things for other things.]

[lovesbobbydarin]

Yeah, ok! You want some syrup? I have a bottle in my pants!

[mustardole]

WE CAN TRADE.

I AM LOW ON SYRUP.

[lovesbobbydarin]

Okay! [he leeeeans in close to whisper; this is TOP SECRET INFORMATION]

It's maple. I was being Canadian!

[mustardole]

[And QWERTY hangs down lower just so that whispering can be all the more affective!

Even if QWERTY cannot whisper himself.]

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU CANADIAN

THE JON.

DID YOU GO TO CANANADA?

CANANDA LOL

[lovesbobbydarin]

Nah, I was being pretend-Canadian! I just couldn't find any moose, so I went with the syrup instead.

[mustardole]

MOOSE ARE WILD MYSTERIOUSOUS HOOFED ANTLERS

MAPLE SYRUP IS BETTER

IT GOES ON THE PANCAKES!

[lovesbobbydarin]

Pancakes! We should make pancakes.

[This is why The Jon isn't allowed in the H.O.W unsupervised, he and QWERTY together are clearly too ingenious for the world to handle]

[mustardole]

PANCAKE SURPRISE PARTY

ALL THE SYRUP!

[Clearly. Nott to mention QWERTY makes enough messes in the H.O.W all on his lonesome- or anywhere accessable.]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[FIGHT THE POWER, QWERTY]

YEAAAAAAHHHwait we don't have a kitchen here...

[mustardole]

[WITH CONDIMENTS!]

DO WE REQUIRE A KITCHEN?

KITCHEN KITCHEN

PANCAKE BATTER.

[lovesbobbydarin]

Well, mostly we just need something to cook the pancakes over...

... Hey, Rabbit has a flamethrower! I bet we could use that if we asked him! [NO JON NO, THIS PLAN JUST GOT EVEN WORSE]

[mustardole]

FIRE ROASTED PANCAKES!

ROFLMAO

SHARE PANCAKES WITH RABBIT FOR HELPING.

[And is fully QWERTY backed up.]

[lovesbobbydarin]

Yeah, yeah! I bet if we put mustard in the pancakes they'd come out yellow, too!

[THE PLAN GOT WORSE AGAIN]

[mustardole]

MUSTARD PANCAKES!!

WITH MAPLE SYRUP

FIRE ROASTED BY RABBIT.

[Yes. Good.]