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Hey, Miss Mun, why's it called a 'voice-test'? My voicebox works just fine! Mr. Reed gave my whole chassis a look-over after the thing with the syrup, so you don't have to worry about that at all! Besides, if this is about writing me properly, shouldn't it be called a... a 'how to write for The Jon so he actually sounds like The Jon-test' or somethin'?

It's not as hard as you think. All you have to do is listen.

You'll do fine. Look, I'm even wearing my lucky Bobby Darin underpants! We can't go wrong!

[NO THE JON, WE DON'T NEED TO SEE PROOF]

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[SCREECH]I LOVE BOBBY DARIN.

[FOCUS RABBIT. Focus.]

[WHAT IS FOCUSING AND HOW DOES IT WORK]

Rabbit! Yeah, isn't he the greatest?!

Only th' m-most greatest! Th' most spectacularist!

The most...! [Give him a sec here, thinking of words that are great enough to describe Bobby McDarin is hard ok] Splendifer... splendi...

... He's the most awesome ever!

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Bob.by Darin?

[Shh, he's been in a vault for 72 years, he hasn't been caught up on everything.]

... H-Hatchy... you...

... you don't know who he is...?!

[THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING HE'S EVER HEARD, I hope you don't mind sudden hugs and/or invasion of personal space bro]

C'mon, c'mon! We've gotta find a CD player and the Bobby Darin Hit Singles Collection stat!

I do not. believe I have been. told who he is.

[DOESN'T MIND AT ALL, because this is The Jon and of course these things do not matter when it comes to the older 'bot. Because The Jon.

Hatchy hugs back of course and will of course follow if tugged.]

Alright. alright.

[You are not so much being tugged as you are being forcibly dragged along by the wrist]

He's a singer! A really, really good one, he's from... the fifties? Forties? Fifties, yeah!

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W-w-w-wwh-what?! Ya haven't heard o' Bobby Darin, Hatchy? Where ya been th' last fifty years, huh?

Trapped inna vault or s-somethin'? [HAHHAHAH oh wait it wasn't funny, was it. Sorry.]

E-bay.

[REMEMBER RABBIT, WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE VAULT.]

[SORRY SORRY MY BAD. It pops out sometimes. You know how big brother's jaw waggles all on it's own sometimes.]

R-r-right! A thousand Walter Fun Bucks, I 'member!

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my inbox exploded and I missed some tags!

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Y'did get swarmed and jacked everywhere XD oops

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RABBIT IT'S AWFUL HE DOESN'T KNOW

THIS IS A REAL T-T-T-TRAVESTY, TH'JON. We really gotta educate our lil' brother now, don't we?

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Muns are kinda funny like that. It's called a voice test because they want to make sure they're hearing us correctly.

They're a little hard of hearing sometimes. [Shut up The Spine that's not it at all.]

[Oh my god Spine stop being so lame]

Nononoooono. Yer way off, Th'Spine! It's called a 'voice test' c-c-cause, yanno, they're makin' sure their human vocal chords ain't all scratched or s-s-stretched or whatever it is they do that's b-bad. Gotta make shore they don't start shriekin' like cats in heat when they sing-g.

[Shut up Rabbit, you're lame.]

Yeah... no.

That's a voice warmup, Rabbit.

Test. W-warmup. [CREAKY SHRUG OF HIS SHOULDERS] What's th' difference?

BOBBY DARIN!

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Don't some of them. already sound like that?

[OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

Well y-yeah, but ya can't blame 'em for tryin' t' sound at least a lil' better. They all can't be Bobby Darin.

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Ohhhh. Okay! That makes sense!

[... Wait a minute, no it doesn't.]

But.... but she's not singing!

[Aaaaaaa he is so confused!]

Oh......

....

[....Now everyone is confused AHHHH] M-maybe she's just thinkin' 'bout singin'. That must'a been it. Yes. Shore of it. Ab-ab-ab~so~lute~ly~.

[No he isn't at all.]

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Ohhhhhh!

.... But... shouldn't it be an ear test then?

Muns are sensitive about their handicaps. It makes them feel better to call it a voice test.

[Spine you have no clue... just stop talking.]

Stop talkin' out yer ass, S-Spine!

And crystal Pepsi right? P

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I GOT THAT!

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AWWW YEAH

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PARTY HARD

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Re: /Brings the beats

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THE SPINE.

WERE YOU STANDING THERE THIS WHOLE TIME?

[Guess who is back.

with condiments.]

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