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... If you actually go through with this fae thing, Cass is never gonna let me hear the end of it. Like, it sounds cool! In... a creepy, slightly ironic way. But the fact that the first person I thought of was Cass and the second thing I thought of was ~~nightmarepig~~ ~~feypigmare~~ pigmare should maaaaybe tell you something.

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You should ask your mun to make you turn into a feypigmare.

Feypigmares are magical creatures from the Feywild, so you can take all of the bacon you want from your body and you'll never run out, so that's pretty good.

... Uh. That actually sounds pretty gross, dude.

[ Awkward pause as he stares at you with his... weird, beady eyes and big expert glasses. ]

...

N-No.

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SHE HAS TO GO THROUGH WITH IT! You can see my shitty house and I can totally beat you at video games and you can probably drink for free if you're with me and I figure out a way to guilt Trick into it. It's perfect!

Okay, that sounds awesome, but -- what, you're not creeped out by the, uh, diet of choice?

... My best friend sucks the sexy life-force out of people and gets fed while she gets off. Babe, you're downright normal after that. Just keep in mind that if you make me dream about a cockroach and I wake up screaming? I will stab you in the nips with cornholders. Just sayin'.

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/Breathes into paper bag

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alksdfs shhhhh

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I'M SO NOT WORTHY

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YOU ARE TOO SHHHH

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So... you're going to eat nightmares. Basically. What're you, Haunter?

Ssssssorta? -- Shut up. This is worse than you laughing at me. [ HEADTHUNK. ]

[ Gigglesnort. Come here, he'll play with your hair. ] I dunno, I think it's pretty fucked up. Don't let me stop you, but you know how I feel 'bout nightmares.

[ squints tho ] Pig... mare.

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Of all the things.

Aha... ha. I know, right?

Go on strike. Fundamentally changing who you are, is a big deal. Even if she doesn't go for the jokey pigmare.

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It's ok, guy. She just wants you to fit in with Waddles.

Wow, Jack, you're a comedian too? I have chills.

Hey, I could be serious, right now. You don't know that I'm not.

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PIGMARE

oh my god

hang on I'm out of breath

from

running in circles

and screaming

...Just be careful, though. Chris sometimes gets a boner for faeries. Just don't die your hair pink and grow it all stupid.

What.

I am not going to "get a boner" for Galen.

Faeries make you do really stupid things, though. I'm just saying.

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Definitely not in the plans, dude.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH I LOVE YOU

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I, for one, wanna see Galen with bright bubblegum pink hair, I dunno about you.

As much as I don't want to see him and Chris make out...yeah, my life has sort of been missing something and I think it's this.

Yeaaah, I know, it's hilarious.

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