Because this day can't pass without one evil cosmic uber being showing up.

[thedreadflamehead]

YES! My masterplan worked! All those heroic fools were too busy worrying about the "apocalypse" or were trying to stop that Majora brat and her moon that I was using as my distractions to even notice me materialize in this realm. It was worth manipulating that primativie Earth culture all those centuries ago. Now I, the Dread Dormammu, ruler of the Dark Dimension have access to this gateway of over a hundred million dimensions which will soon all be mine as well! And best of all, that accursed Strange and his friends aren't around to stop me this time!

Comments

Have an obscure Marvel sorceress.

[seaspraysorceress]

Oh for the love of- GO HOME!

Re: Have an obscure Marvel sorceress.

[thedreadflamehead]

Make me, puny mortal spellcaster who is not Strange and thus is beneath my notice.

Re: Have an obscure Marvel sorceress.

[seaspraysorceress]

[Marandi makes an arcane gesture, and then a doorway appears in the sky directly above Dormmamu's head. The door opens, and starts dumping an infinite amount of shrimp on top of him.]

[thedreadflamehead]

[And Dormammu just teleports away before they can land on him.]

Really? Is that the best, you can do?

dodedo

[ex_bloodstone58]

Oh, do shut up unless you have more Mindless Ones to explode.

Re: dodedo

[thedreadflamehead]

You fools only defeated an imposter of me. I, the one, true version am infinitely more powerful. As if the real Dormammu would ever be summoned in a mortal restroom.

[bowbeforedoom]

Return to your own dimension, for this one rightfully belongs to DOOM!!

[thedreadflamehead]

HA HA HA HA! And just what do you think you can do to stop me, you poor man's Doctor Strange?

[bowbeforedoom]

You dare to claim that I am inferior to that pitiful surgeon? The self-proclaimed "Sorcerer Supreme" is but a mere novice compared to Victor Von Doom!

[thedreadflamehead]

Oh indeed? Well then, go on and prove it.

[bowbeforedoom]

Oh, but Doom already has. Or did you not wonder why you were allowed to enter this realm so easily? Your momentary presence is merely a single step in Doom's master plan!

[wallcrawler]

Wait wait wait wait.

[He's gotta clear something up first, it's interfering with the rest of your fire-and-brimstone thing.]

Dormammu? Your name's Dormammu?

You know that makes you sound like some adorable doorman from a kid's show, right? Just some guy dressed up like a big Shamu knock-off helping kids through aquarium doors to teach them about the great wonders of the sea.

[thedreadflamehead]

Mortals and their flippant humor. Disappear, insect.

[Dormammu blasts at you with mystic energy]

[wallcrawler]

[Which hits a big ol' pile of nothing, thanks to Spidey's usual abilities. And his annoying habit of avoiding getting squashed.]

Looks like it's not just your name that could use some help. Aim needs work too.

[sorcerersupreme]

The maxims of this world seem to have escaped you, Dread One.

My Arch-Enemy!: 1/2

[thedreadflamehead]

[no, no, no, NO. Everything was going perfect until he showed up as always.]

Re: My Arch-Enemy!: 2/2

[thedreadflamehead]

SSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! YOU WON'T STOP ME THIS TIME! NOT HERE, NOT NOW, AFTER PLANNING FOR SO LONG!!! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!!!!

[thelittlestbub]

Yawn.

Really? There's like... nine others just like you. Some time travel, some... do whatever. Can't you like pick a new gig or something?

[metaphysician]

Is it Tuesday already?

[thedreadflamehead]

And you are?

[metaphysician]

Oh dear, is this one of those cross universes things? I'm Stephanie Strange, Sorceress Supreme. [As she speaks the cloak of levitation and the eye of Agamotto manifest about her tailored suit.]

I do believe you were ranting about a Strange yes?

[thedreadflamehead]

Then die.

[Fires the strongest mystical energy blast he can make, at you.]

[metaphysician]

Doesn't this ever get old for you?

[Casts the Orb of Oshtur in time to block the blast.]

[heavensmostwanted]

I doubt you could even could beat Dante, let alone me.

[thedreadflamehead]

Well aren't you a most arrogant and suicidal little mortal. I think I'll make you're death a most horrific and painful one.

[heavensmostwanted]

And aren't you a poor man's Lucifer.

Really? Think you can harm me?

[thedreadflamehead]

I an the immortal, invincible God-Emperor of entire dimension who has exist long before your universe was ever created. What are you before that?

[heavensmostwanted]

Impressive, for someone who has failed to conquer the world in your own continuity.

[unlivingdead]

[Zombie groaning. Translation: "Evil shall not prevail! There is a 100% chance of your defeat. Of this, I am certain." Oh man this is just like one of her Japanese Animes comic books! Except real.]

[devil_groom]

So cool!

[asongwithin]

If you think Strange is your only challenge, demon, you haven't been paying attention.

[hatesteenagers]

Bah! Get out of here--this planet's MINE to destroy, do you hear me?